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Post by asshole doctor™ on Nov 17, 2009 3:02:00 GMT -5
gah?
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Post by Gore Girl on Nov 18, 2009 21:19:41 GMT -5
Gore Girl has come back to bring literacy to the masses. Now that Goolina is Golfing with O.J., it's no longer an alt conflict.
Did someone say hot tub?
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Post by Argo on Nov 22, 2009 20:46:12 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure they said "golf club".
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Post by MAJOR TOM B on Nov 26, 2009 10:57:26 GMT -5
wub wub ? dead atSwansboruogh Park 68,53.
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Post by winka on Dec 21, 2009 20:04:56 GMT -5
The following is a recitation given by AD in the Quartly ,....enjoy... [a href=" "] [/a]
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Post by Argo on Dec 22, 2009 21:29:28 GMT -5
I enjoyed it? I also noticed Harrison's "art" inside Hildebrand Mall.
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Post by chicklet on Feb 28, 2010 14:24:13 GMT -5
So. At AD's cattle prodding, I am checking out the forums.....Is there supposed to be something here about NO PANTS? Or was that just an excuse for AD to free willy?
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Post by MAJOR TOM B on Feb 28, 2010 15:49:52 GMT -5
IM STILL AROUND;)
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Post by winka on Mar 10, 2010 22:15:38 GMT -5
For fuller translations given by SweetIrony Go tohttp://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Wolfgang_Puck%27s_Address_to_the_Quartly_Library
Some transcripts of the language lessons given by noted zombese expert Wolfgang Puck id=488343 in the Quartly recently....
• a hungry T rex bit a zombie to death. (11 hours and 1 minute ago) • a hungry T rex said "*wakes from a long nap, spies handy zombite treats* Raar!" (11 hours and 1 minute ago) • a hungry T rex bit a zombie to death. (10 hours and 59 minutes ago) • a hungry T rex said "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!!!! *turns in a circle three times, curls up and goes back to sleep, snout resting on tail*" (10 hours and 57 minutes ago) • a hungry T rex said "*passes gas* *lifts head and glares accusingly at asshole doctor, nostrils curling* Rrrrmmmmrrrrrr!!! Grrrraaaammmm. Hmph." (10 hours and 55 minutes ago) • a hungry T rex said "Hmph. Hmph. Hmph. *settles back to sleep* Rrrr." (10 hours and 55 minutes ago) • A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (exactly 10 hours ago) • SweetIrony said "Hello Zambah friends! Do you have trouble expressing yourself? Do you find that every time you try to talk, all that comes out is Rh ha nrrrnrrarrh brh?" (7 hours and 10 minutes ago) • SweetIrony said "Well we at the Quartly Library want to help! We are bringing in Wolfgang Puck, a very fluent speaker of Zombese/Zombie Pidgin English, to teach us all how to ''Graagh raag!''" (7 hours and 7 minutes ago) • SweetIrony said "So please stick around, but ''Nah grab harmanz, nah harm harmanz'' and if you can be ''naaz zambahz'' then we ''r!brar!anz'' won't ''bangbang zambahz''!" (7 hours and 5 minutes ago) • SweetIrony said "Wolfgang is outside right now! Can anyone do something about these barricades? I invited our zambah friends who are standing outside, so remember, if anyone comes in and seems friendly, don't attack them unless you know they've attacked us." (6 hours and 59 minutes ago) • A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (5 hours and 59 minutes ago) • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (5 hours and 23 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rra mrh hra rrh." (5 hours and 4 minutes ago) • A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (4 hours and 54 minutes ago) • A zombie said "GRRAAAAH! Am zgaarah zambah!" (4 hours and 16 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Bagh... Rrrgangz bananaz m!zz!ng. Zah Rrrgang nah grab harmanz." (4 hours and 15 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rrrgang nah gannah b ramman harman azz, grh Rrrgang nah hab banana!" (4 hours and 15 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Az nah harh-harh. Zambahz maz hab bananaz!" (4 hours and 15 minutes ago) • A zombie gestured at SweetIrony. (4 hours and 14 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Az mah hranz." (4 hours and 14 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Zah. Rrrgang harh, Zambahz gah rrrhh-rnnrrhh--grrrhh.... Nah graagh raagh." (4 hours and 13 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Man, az bananabranz. Nah abaan zambahz gan anarzgan, rrrrhh-rnnrhhh-grrrgh. MAZ GRAAGH RAAGH!" (4 hours and 13 minutes ago) • SweetIrony said "Hah Rrrgang, rargam an zah r!brarah! Nah barg zah baagz, arragh? Harh harh..." (4 hours and 12 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Zah, Rrrgang b rannan zambah, ran hram Graagh Haaghz aaaaaaaahhhh zah rah, gam z z!z zabarb." (4 hours and 12 minutes ago) • A zombie said "H! Babah! Az naz rabrarah!" (4 hours and 11 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Nabagah bang-bang mah zambah, zah mabah Rrrgang hang harh." (4 hours and 11 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Az manah zambahz azzagh. Arh grabban harmanz?" (4 hours and 10 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rrrgang maz zzzz. Nah bang bang zzzz zambahz!" (4 hours and 10 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Grh harmanz bang bang mah zambah, Rrrgang nah gannah b habbah." (4 hours and 9 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Zah nah bang-bang Rrrgang, arragh?" (4 hours and 9 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Grh harmanz MAZ bang-bang mah zambah, brang azbrh!n arzah." (4 hours and 9 minutes ago) • asshole doctor killed a zombie with a flare gun. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago) • asshole doctor began to rebuild the barricades, using some freestanding shelves. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago) • asshole doctor said "we love having friendly zombie guests.. but can one of you please step outside. we can't maintain our baricades with you three.. thank you." (3 hours and 58 minutes ago) • asshole doctor said "oh and.. You fire a flare at Cobalt Manticore for 15 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 3 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die." (3 hours and 58 minutes ago) • SweetIrony said "Actually AD, do you think we could survive without cades for a little while? I'd love for more of the local zambahz to be able to benefit from Wolfgang's teaching." (2 hours and 38 minutes ago) • Charles Darwin said "Some of these zambahs are a little bitey. Mr. Shinito, if you can't listen politely, then I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." (28 minutes ago) • Charles Darwin killed a zombie with a pumpkin. (28 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Ammmmm.... Harman zmagh zambah grh ah bambg!n?" (10 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Az nah barah naz... Bagh marh naz zan zmagh Rrrgang grh ah bambg!n." (9 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Harmanz agzg Rrrgang barah naz... Rrrgang, gam an graagh ag zah rabrarah. An Rrrgang ran harh. Rrrgang nah gannah gah zzzz azzagh. Az brrrrh azzagh. Mabah zzzz azzagh z!z zammarh." (8 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Bagh mabah zzzz brrrrh azzagh, razzarh zan hab azzgrabarh harman zmagh Rrrgang grh ah bambg!n." (7 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Barraghagz arh nah naz anahah." (6 minutes ago) • A zombie said "B-zagz, harmanz maz hab hagz!" (5 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Harmanz nah hab hagz, harmanz nah b habbah! Hagz arh naz!" (4 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Agah. Nabagah graagh harman anamarh. Anrah graagh zambah." (4 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Harmanz maz z zah zambahz. Harmanz maz B ZAH ZAMBAHZ." (3 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Zamarrah, ahh harmanz maz hab bananaz. An graagh anrah zambah. Mabah zan, zambahz azzagh nah harm harmanz!" (2 minutes ago) • A zombie said "GAH! Rrrgang maz zzzz agan!" (2 minutes ago) • A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (1 hour and 52 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rh! Hra rh ha grnrh rn ra!" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rh hrn rh an hra rarn hra arabrh rrn hrrrh." (1 hour and 51 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rh an brh rrrn!" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rh an brrh hra brrrh rmrrrrh!" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rgrhrrh!" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Ah mah Gaz." (1 hour and 48 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Grab an azzbag, brazzah. Mah brazzah maz hab razzanz!n Zamgrh." (1 hour and 46 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Razzan. Rrrgang graagh. Harmanz anarzgan. Zambahz anarzgan." (1 hour and 46 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Bagh mah azzgrabban, bananabranz BRAZZAH gah, rrrh..nrrrh brhh... AN NABAGAH ANARZGAN!" (1 hour and 45 minutes ago) • A zombie said "GRAAAAAHHH! GRrra....... Am agah... Am arragh. Rrrgang maz barg Amarah Ragazzah agan, grh barbagah zaarz, arh mabah maranara... An Rrrgang gannah b agah." (1 hour and 44 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Azzgrabbarh." (1 hour and 43 minutes ago) • A zombie killed MonkeyLibrarian. (22 minutes ago) • You heard a low groaning from very close by. (22 minutes ago)
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(The Hungarian Rhapsody as sung by Wolfgang) • A zombie killed a zombie. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Man, mah brahrzarh grazh, an Rrrgang nah z ANAH gabbah-gabbah." (1 hour and 18 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Arragh, am gannah zang. Aham..." (1 hour and 18 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Mammaaaaaaa! Zaz grgh ah maaaaan! Bag mah gan aganz haz hag! Barh mah graggarh nah haz graagh." (1 hour and 17 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Mamaaaaaa! Rab hab zaz bagaaaaaaan! Bagh nah Ahb gaahn an zhraan ag ahrrrh arraaaaaaah!" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago) • A zombie said "MAMAAAAAA! Rrrrh-rrrrh-rrrrh-rrrrh! Z!zn maan grh magh hrh graah!" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Grh Am nah bagh agan z!z zaam zamarrah, garrah aaaaahn garrah aahn... Nazzang rarrah mazzgaarz..." (1 hour and 15 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Baham!an Rhabzabah! Man, mah zambah rab zah zang." (1 hour and 15 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Gan annazzarh zambah zang Azgarh Maharh zang? Rrrgang maz zzzz agan." (1 hour and 14 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Arh anah azzarh zang." (1 hour and 14 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rah! Nazzang rarrah mazzgaarz" (39 minutes ago) • A zombie fed on a corpse. (39 minutes ago) ...and again. ================================================================= In response to my Singing "Come....., Mister tally man, tally me bananas Daylight come and me wan' go home"
Wolfgang responded with a Zombese version "Gam mazzarh garraman, garramah bananaz.." (4 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Ah maam maam an grh rannah ran ham!" (3 minutes ago) • A zombie gestured at you. (3 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Harman m!zz Rrrgang zangang Azgarh Maharh." (3 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Harman raz zzzz. Rrrgang zzhhhhhhh." (2 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Man, zambahz zmazh hangang z!ngz. Ah rahb hangang z!ngz. Am nah habbah." (1 minute ago) • A zombie said "Zrang raaaaah. Zraag zharh!ah. Gamman grh garrah mah haaaaaam!" (37 seconds ago) • A zombie said "Zrang raaaah, zraag zharh!ah. Gamman grh garrah mah ham." (9 seconds ago) • A zombie said "Zangz. Rrrgang maz zzzz agan. Zaamz raagh Rrrgang arrahz zzzz." (2 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Az baaarn... Ah baarh bragh babah. Gamman grh garrah mah haaaaam!" (2 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Az baaarn, ah baarh bragh babah. Gamman grh garrah mah ham." (2 minutes ago) • A zombie said "Rrrgang... Hangrah." (1 minute ago) • A zombie fed on a corpse. (1 minute ago) ...and again. • A zombie said "Ah. Nah hangrah namarh." (1 minute ago) • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 minute ago) • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 minute ago) • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 minute ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. • A zombie gestured at you. (1 minute ago) • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 minute ago) ...and again. • The zombie lost its grip. (1 minute ago) • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 minute ago) • The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 minute ago) • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 minute ago) • A zombie said "Hab zam rh!bz?" (1 minute ago) ...and again. (55 seconds ago)
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Post by Argo on Apr 5, 2010 16:27:30 GMT -5
wat
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Post by MAJOR TOM B on Apr 5, 2010 21:20:07 GMT -5
im on a few day road trip will be back to quartly real soon
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Apr 12, 2010 17:11:24 GMT -5
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Post by aeon17x on Aug 26, 2010 2:16:21 GMT -5
Hi there, first time back in the game in two years, good to see some of you are still in the game Taking a sidequest with LUEshi's Rangers, will be back when things up north get a bit more greener
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Aug 26, 2010 18:39:44 GMT -5
hey! welcome back.
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Post by aeon17x on Sept 1, 2010 6:21:32 GMT -5
Hey there asshole doc!
Project Operation Let's Not Get Our Asses Kicked is over, I saw Sir Fred and Pibbit hanging out there, it got us a a couple of mentions in the Blackmore status page.
At present I've relocated myself to Fluck Library in Hollomstown, 5 blocks west and 41 blocks south from the Quartly. It's in a quiet green suburb, I've met more survivors than zombies on the streets. There are plenty of literary material around with five schools and five museums in the area.
I'll try to light up and decorate the place, please consider it as our home to the south of Malton. ;D I want to cool down a bit after the action in Blackmore, and this looks like just the place to do it.
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