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Post by winka on Jan 25, 2011 21:46:56 GMT -5
There is a whole thread devoted to it titled.... OMG! Public Wedding Announcement
describes the wedding ,batchelor party everything ... great read!
here is sample
Re: OMG! Public Wedding Announcement
« Result #2 on Feb 14, 2008, 6:31pm »
* Padre Romero said "Deerly Beeloved, we are gathered together here toaday in the sight (and the site) of God, and in the face of this company – to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony, which is commended as honorable among all men;"
* WicasaPeta said "Washtelo, hoka hey"
* Padre Romero said "it is therefore a burden which no man should Bear ad hawk; unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, and solemnly Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined."
* Padre Romero said "I feel I should emphatically state that this being malton, it has truly been a shotgun wedding…If any person can conceive a mynah problem, or can show just cause why they may knot be joined together..."
* Padre Romero said "let them speak now, use said firearm, or put it away and forever hold their piece."
* Padre Romero said "*waits for a moment*"
* Padre Romero said "Nup? Really? Good, I wouldn’t want anyone to get bad marks from our classy good marksmen"
* jojomofo said "*whispers* Sorry I'm late, you look lovely mel, green really sets that dress and top hat combo off! My thanks to Ryo too, fast work my friend!"
* Father Thompson said "*Ahem* Yes... Marriage is the union of husband and wife in heart, body and mind. It is intended for their mutual joy, But more importantly, it is a means through which a stable and loving environment may be attained."
* Father Thompson said "Through marriage, Dan and Melody make a commitment together to face their disappointments – embrace their dreams – realize their hopes – and accept each other’s failures. Dan and Melody will promise one another to aspire to these ideals throughout"
* Father Thompson said "...lives together – through mutual understanding – openness – and sensitivity to each other."
* Padre Romero said "This band is gathered here today, fresh from the bridle museum, and well groomed *chuckles* (Brace yourself for a couple more...), )– before God – because marriage is one of His most sacred wishes – as we pre-pair two witness the joining in marriage"
* Padre Romero said "of Dan and Melody. This ad-dress marks the celebration of love and commitment with which this man and this woman begin their life together."
* jojomofo said "sniff sniff"
* Lord Wulfgar said "*hands jojo a tissue*"
* Padre Romero said "And now – through me – He joins you together in one of the holiest bonds. Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?"
* Lord Wulfgar said "Myself and all the friends of Melody Arachne gathered here today do."
* Apocalypse Dan said "*looks to Melody, then to Wulfgar* (whispered to WP) Man, I am one lucky bastard, Peta. One man shouldn't be rich enough to have a wife like her and friends like this. Makes the Apocalypse worth living through for this."
* Father Thompson said "This is a beginning and a continuation of their growth as individuals. With mutual care, respect, responsibility and knowledge comes the affirmation of each one’s own life happiness, growth and freedom. With respect for individual boundaries comes the.."
* Father Thompson said "freedom to love unconditionally. Within the emotional safety of a loving relationship – the knowledge self-offered one another becomes the fertile soil for continued growth. With care and responsibility towards self and one another comes the potential f"
* Father Thompson said "...full and happy lives."
* Padre Romero said "By gathering together all the wishes of happiness and our fondest hopes for Dan and Melody from all present here, we assure them that our hearts are in tune with theirs"
* Padre Romero said "These moments are so meaningful to all of us, for “what greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined together – to strengthen each other in all labor – to minister to each other in all sorrow – to share with each ot"
* Padre Romero said "in all gladness"
* Father Thompson said "The couple have chosen to exchange their own vows."
* The Envoy said "*reloads surveillance camera in the choir balcony, smugly notes that Malton has no legitimate civil authority since the advent of the emergency. While this may be a 'spiritual union', there's no legal binding here. Still his bosses want records of such"
* The Envoy said "events for whatever intel value they hold.*"
* Apocalypse Dan said "I promise to love you. No matter what we face, we will face it together. I promise to keep you. I will care for you, comfort you, talk with you, and listen to you. I promise to be true to you, faithfully, fully, and with an open heart."
* Apocalypse Dan said "I promise to treasure you, above duty, above honor, above all others, above my own life, you are the shining center of my universe. I promise to stay with you. No death, no argument, no distance will keep me from your side, I'll always be there for you"
* Apocalypse Dan said "*grins warmly to Mel, then nods to the preachers*"
* Melody Arachne said "All that I am and all that I have, I offer to you in love and trust"
* Melody Arachne said "From this day forward I will love and comfort you, hold you close,"
* Melody Arachne said "and remain faithful to you all the days of our lives."
* Melody Arachne said "My heart will be your shelter and my arms will be your home. As I have given you my hand to hold, I give you my life to keep.Together, we become more than we are alone."
* Melody Arachne said "My feet shall dance because of you, My heart shall beat because of you My eyes see because of you, My mind thinks because of you And I shall love because of you."
* Melody Arachne said "*little grin* and we shall kick PKer ass. Together."
* Apocalypse Dan said "*reaches out to take her hand* We will, baby. We will"
* Padre Romero said "*watches as the rings are exchanged*"
* Padre Romero said "May you always share with each other the gifts of love, be one in heart and in mind – may you always create a home together that puts in your hearts – love – generosity and kindness."
* jojomofo destroyed the radio transmitter.
* jojomofo said "thats better"
* Padre Romero said "In as much as Dan and Melody have con-sented together in marriage before this company of friends and family and have bound their faith – and declared their unity by giving and receiving a ring – are now joined."
* tonyay163 said "No more chocolate?"
* Padre Romero said "You have strung yourselves together as husband and wife but remember to always be each other’s companion"
* tonyay163 said "No more chocolate?"
* Padre Romero said "*Wraps Dan’ and melody’s hands in a ceremonial silk cloth, then unwraps them...somehow, miraculously, there's a little golden heart-shaped locket in there...he must have slipped it in by slight of hand*"
* Padre Romero said "What – therefore – God has maid – let no man altar or put asunder."
* Padre Romero said "*Winks* I’m especially glad you decided to have this little communion in the catholic tradition…I always advise the bride and groom to practice safe sects"
* Father Thompson said "And so, by the power vested in me by the city of Malton and Almighty God, I now pronounce you man and wife – and may your days be good and long upon the earth."
* Father Thompson said "You may now kiss the bride. ; )"
* tonyay163 said "*stares*"
* Apocalypse Dan said "*lifts aside Melody's veil, takes a long, lingering look into her sparkling eyes before leaning in to kiss her* I love you"
* Melody Arachne said "*lifts a foot behind her, slips her arms around Dan's neck and kisses him soundly*"
* jojomofo said "Whoooohooooo *throws scotch and tequila*"
* Lord Wulfgar said "*bursts into tears*"
* Padre Romero said "*quietly slips out, leaving only an old musty smell, like rare books and old furniture...you're sure he'll keep an eye on those two*"
* jojomofo said "*comforts Wulfgar and wipes away a tear of his own*"
* Apocalypse Dan said "Thank you Fathers, thank you *to everyone in attendance* This is the best day of my life. So far *grins to Melody, holding her left hand in his right*"
* danr said "Congratulations!"
* jojomofo said "Congratulations folks, may you live long, die well and be reivied quickly!"
* Melody Arachne said "Thank you guys SO much for comning and witnessing our wedding! A lot of blood was spilled, but maaaan, was it worth it!"
* WicasaPeta said "Wipes eyes with sleeve, blows hole in ceiling with shotgun in celebration...CONGRATULATIONS, my good friends"
* Lord Wulfgar said "You take good care of her Dan . You two look wonderful together." (43 seconds ago)
* tonyay163 said "Throw the bouquet!"
* tonyay163 said "*gives them a bouquet*"
* Melody Arachne said "*tosses bouquet, trusting RNG to see who gets it*"
* Apocalypse Dan said "And now, gentlemen, the part you've been waiting for. *kneels before Melody, sliding his hand up under her dress and along her shapely leg. Brings back down a silky green garter* Good luck boys! *pulls back on the elastic band and shoots it to the crowd*"
* Apocalypse Dan said "*holding Mel's hand in his* And now we must adieu, and head to somewhere a little more private to celebrate our marriage in a more...traditional way. Thank you to the Fathers, our friends, and those who couldn't make it due to death or distance. We love U"
* Idril said "*looks up from administering a FAK to Father Thompson, and sees a bouquet flying towards her. A table crashes behind her, and she suddenly finds a bouquet of flowers in her hands instead of a first aid kit*"
* Melody Arachne said "*blows kiss* see you guys in a few days! thnk you SO much, all!"
* Lord Wulfgar said "*crawls out from under a table* I got the garter! *falls down*"
* danr said "Ah, so you got the bouquet, Idril... I sooo knew it! xD"
* WicasaPeta said "Lovely ceremony. However, I think I shall find a safer place for a bit......I hear Caiger only has about sixty zombies inside, may hide out over there. Be safe all, tok'sa a'ke!"
* Idril said "*blinks, smiles* Where did... never mind. There should be a toast... to Mel and Dan, and to all those who couldn't make it."
* Lord Wulfgar said "*joins in the toast* Here, here!"
* danr said "Ddi anyone say toast? *joins*"
* Idril said "To Melody and Dan! May they never be kept apart by something as trivial as death. And to all those who couldn't make it tonight, or died trying."
* Lord Wulfgar said "If any of you kind inhabitants of St. Christopher's would be kind enough to grab a screen shot of this wedding ceremony and post it over on the NMC forums. We'd all be grateful, not sure if any of the guest caught it."
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Re: OMG! Public Wedding Announcement
« Result #3 on Feb 14, 2008, 12:42am »
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3:someone presents you (he says "i do" or "her family and friends gathered here today do") as I ah... have no family around ... Wulf? Would you do the honors?
It would be my pleasure Melody.
then also ....
Snippets from the bachelor party
• Renberg said "Sure thing my good nurse *puts two plastic barrels by the door, one which is obviously half-full* I didn't bring that much with me this time tho, people seem to pass out. Gotta take some responsibility ya'know. But this is pure Stothert Special."
• Apocalypse Dan said "*slides into home* SAFE!!!"
• Renberg said "Hey Jarl, have a drink old friend! It might be snakewater, but I'm sure it can cure some ailments hehe *coughs*"
• A zombie ( Disco King ) brought down the last of the barricades.
• A zombie ( Disco King ) gestured at Apocalypse Dan.
• A zombie ( Disco King ) killed Apocalypse Dan.
• A zombie ( Graveyard Baby ) killed Renberg.
• A zombie ( Blind Joe ) dragged Lord Wulfgar out into the street.
• A zombie ( red bear dead ) dragged Jarlian out into the street.
• A zombie ( Irenicus Jon ) killed joef1day.
• A zombie ( runaway girl ) dragged A'liess out into the street.
• A zombie ( mean Zombie Dog ) killed Cruzz.
• A zombie ( mean Zombie Dog ) killed avaery.
• A zombie ( Zane W ) clawed at you for 3 damage.
Later, in a different place …
• Jarlian said "That's why I hate weddings in Malton Mel... *sighs*"
• Lord Wulfgar said "Hello Melody. There are a few uninvited zombie types in Club Dallimore if any of you have some ammo to spare. 9 zeds to be exact, EF is so rude."
• Grifflik said "Hey, Dan - congrats! Good to see everyone. *sets to work clearing the lines and cleaning up the bar* I've got a keg of Guiness back here to hook up along with a cooler of misc. bottles, courtesy of the Giffard. If anyone's got mixers, pony 'em up."
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Congratulations Dan! Here ya go. *Passes out cigars"
• Michael Corsair said "Dan, if I'm everywhere and you know it, it's because you're everywhere, too."
• A zombie ( Half Blood ) brought down the last of the barricades.
• A zombie ( Experiment211 ) clawed at you for 3 damage.
• A zombie ( Ozai ) clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie ( Ozai ) clawed at you for 3 damage.
• You were killed by a zombie ( Ozai ).
Later, in a different place …
• Apocalypse Dan said "Pattemore cleared, repaired and caded to VSB+2 (38 17) *salutes* omg wait, I'm off duty! There's gonna be a party soon! woo hoo!"
• Elialune said "Cheers Dan, your a braver man than I! Survivng against all odds against a horde of endless zombies, scavanging to survive while fighting off lunatics and murders is one thing, but marriage? *Whistles through teeth and pours a shot* Now THAT'S Bravery!"
• labine10 said "Damn... It's a looooong walk from Arkham."
• Capt Cook 2 said "Hello everybody!! I see my old teamate my Cadet days, Di Marc Sweeny!!! How's tricks Buddy! I see it's pretty hot over in Club Dalimar, 13 in & 5 outside. I got 4 needles if somebody needs them. HEY, sombody get me a Scotch : )"
• Micheal Darkwater said "I notice how the groom is dead...."
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Yeah he couldn't take the pace of this wild party I guess. Needed a nap.*Passes out cigars to the new comers and pours scotch for all."
• Capt Cook 2 said "I hope he doesn't do that on the Honeymoon!! Wa Wa Wa Wa...."
• Grifflik said "This the alternate location? Still got 11 zeds inside Dallimore....managed to retrieve some of the bottles, but I'm afraid that keg of Guiness I brought is a loss."
• Micheal Darkwater said "*He removes several bottles of whiskey from his pockets and places them on various tables* Have no fear, Scottish fireman is here!"
• Micheal Darkwater said "You would also not believe how hacked off i am about being unable to get my coat back"
• labine10 said "What happened to your coat?"
• Father Thompson said "My whole body aches, and I can't remember much, abd the club is in ruins... sooo, I'm going to assume that the bachelor party was a whopping success. 11 z's outside, be on guard."
• Micheal Darkwater said "It got all covered in blood. So i tossed it, now I cant find a fire department that aint hoachin with them"
• Micheal Darkwater said "Dan! Ya made it! *He grabs his fellow firefighter into a hug* I think i should be congratulatin ya *He pours a sizeable glass of whiskey and passes it to Dan*"
• Probee said "(kisses Lodi on the cheek) Sorry I'm late. Thanks for this."
• Probee said "(shakes Dan's hand) Dawg. What up? Ready to get your drink on, and your dance on, and your (looks at Lodi) hard on? Yowz."
• Probee said "(clasps Griff's shoulder, squeezes...salutes General Hawke...smiles at Labine, Mike, Cook, Ren, and Sweeny)"
• Apocalypse Dan said "*looks over at Lodi* Well, either or both seems appropriate at this point. Damn bro, you put on one helluva shindig! What a great crowd, guys, I gotta thank you all for coming. Orange Julius is in a biohazard bottle right next to the vodka!"
• Probee said "'For better or worse', right? That's what the holy man says, right? Guess the zeds found out. Shame on THEM. (pops brew) Let's go!"
• p4x639 said "Where is the MEMSkylla?"
• Apocalypse Dan said "Wow, firefighters, cops, soldiers, rangers, smoking hot girl, we got it all. No one tell Mel about the smoking hot girl though please, she made me promise not to get strippers. Mwa ha ha. Of course, -I- didn't get her."
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Well lets get some music on and get drunk! *Grins and produces a bottle of MEMSkylla he swiped from the Waterhole."
• Grifflik said "*cuffs 'Bee on the shoulder and turns to Dan* Seriously, man...congrats. Best of luck to you both."
Lodi says "And you can look Danny boy, but I've already been warned, if you touch, she pulls out MY fingernails. How fair is that? *pours a round of shots, leaning over shoulders to set them down*"
• Lord Wulfgar said "Mel told me to keep an eye on you Dan, make sure you didn't do anything you'd regret. So, you can either behave or get me so drunk I don't remember anything. Now where's my drinks?"
• Grifflik said "I brought some stuff from the Giffard, but I'm afraid some of it ended up on the floor of Dallimore. Still, I've set what I managed to salvage over there on the bar...pretty mixed bag. Feel free to help yourselves, everybody."
• DI Marc Sweeny said "*Grinning at Lodi, Sweeny brings out an old polaroid and starts snapping away. 'Thought it'd be good to record this moment, your last days of freedom Dan!"
• zack runningham said "I guess we moved the party here eh? Hand me a beer!"
• labine10 said "11 zombies in Dallimore? Damn, glad you had a backup plan."
• zack runningham said "I'm going to see if anyone that's supposed to be here is at the cemetary Winnan pointed them to, I have needles and AP."
• zack runningham said "Pretty dead at the cemetary.. No one from the party, at least that I recognised."
• Probee said "Thanks Griff. There's plenty here (looking at bottles, then back to Lodi) Make sure we keep this minicams rolling, my camera might not get everything (hint, hint, copy/paste or screenshots)"
• Apocalypse Dan said "Thanks Griff, I appreciate that. Wulf! good to see you man. Yeah, I won;t do her wrong. Well, depending on the definition of wrong. I was told I had to keep my hands to myself. So, as long as my hands stay to myself,...anything goes right? Woot"
• Capt Cook 2 said "Hello Dan! Glad to see you could make it to your own Bachelor party! It was sort of Dead here for a while. But I guess it was kind of Dead out there too huh ; )"
• liger01 said "sheesh looks like we're gonna have to make a beer run to club dallimore soon"
• Grifflik said "*Griff smiles and nods back at Dan before turning and walking back to the bar. He busies himself pouring, mixing and distributing drinks to anyone interested within reach.*"
• Probee said "(rubs hands together, hears Mary J. Blige's 'Crunk' begin to play, loud) Might as well start this off (hands Lodi a $20) Lap dance?"
• DI Marc Sweeny said "*Grabs a drink from Griff and carries on taking snaps of Lodi 'at work'"
• Micheal Darkwater said "*Mike shakes his head slightly and grins, Taking a tug from a nearby unlabled bottle and nodding to those he knows around* Sweeny! How ya healin up man?"
• Lodi says say "*folds the bill, and slides it down the front of her belt* You got it, sweet thing ... *leads him to a chair, using furniture and fireman to do a slow bump and grind, *just* this side of purely indecent (cuz thats for later)*"
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Im good cheers Mike. Feeling a bit tired, seems like I could only do 10 more things and Id fall asleep exhusted from my activities. Guess Id better choose what I do carefully"
• Micheal Darkwater said "Best get your oggling and photography in now eh? *He chuckles and puts his boots up on a table, Wondering where hes seen Lodi before. But shrugging it off*"
• Lodi says "*runs a hand back through Probee's hair, pulling him forward to nestle in the warm embrace of her bosom, leans down and whispers in his ear befor releasing him to head back the the stage*"
• Capt Cook 2 said "Yo Dan. Since we can't have Strippers, can we at least get some porn up on the Big Screen TV???"
• DI Marc Sweeny said "*Whistles and claps after Lodi's performance. 'That was hot Lodi, pretty tame by your usual standard though"
• Apocalypse Dan said "Heya Cook! Fear not buddy, we have Lodi here, she's a bona fide stripper. Errr...Burlesque Dancer. Howza!"
• John Leggitt said "Well Dan I just want to say good luck to both you and mel, and lets have some fun, now where ar the drinks"
• Grifflik said "*Griff waves John over to the bar and slides him a drink* Hope you're not too picky...doin' a bit of creative mixing here with what we've got. Results are definitely high proof. I can still try to fill requests if I can, though."
• Grifflik said "If it's beer you're after, the cooler at the end of the bar has an assortment of stuff...dig through and help yourself. *Smiles and goes back to mixing drinks.*"
• Apocalypse Dan said "Thanks John, I appreciate it. She's a helluva gal. I'm lucky to have her"
• Capt Cook 2 said "Hey Probee. Thanks for the Promotion to Captain. For my first act as Captain I'd like to order some Drinks ; )"
• Apocalypse Dan said "Speaking of things to have.... Woo.... look at the hot chick. *oggles* Damn."
• Lodi says "*low throb of Peggy Lee's Fever comes from the speakers, as Lodi stalks the small stage; bits of clothing fall to the wayside, the cop's cap landing on Sweeny's head* "
• Apocalypse Dan said "*wolf whistle*"
• dj917 said "Hi, I'm here now!"
• Nero Aelous said "Glad I didn't miss this party!"
• Lord Wulfgar said "Yes Dan a big congrats to you and Melody, you've got one hell of a woman there. I wish you both the best. Now let me mix you a drink. *fiddles with various bottles* Here you go, the Quartly librarians taught me how to make it. They call it a brain r"
• Lord Wulfgar said "Excuse me, they call it a brain rot. Enjoy. Be careful though it's rather...................strong."
• Nero Aelous said "Congratz Dan, and good luck! Also, nice to meet you "
• DI Marc Sweeny said "So Lodi how about a lapdnace? *Flicks out a 20"
• Lodi says "Ah, Marc... put your money away. I'd rather take it out of your hide, later ... *moves to the cop's table, places her hands on his knees and does a shimmy geared to make water burn* "
• Lodi says "*straddles his lap and leans over backwards, slowly zipping her jacket down to reveal bare skin beneath* besides, sweet thing.. it's worth more than twenty ..."
• Micheal Darkwater said "*Mike is reading a book of all things, one leg up on the table as he flicks through a poetry book*"
• Lord Wulfgar said "*Stares at Lodi* I like where this party is going."
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Damn Lodi..you drive me nuts girl. *Downs a shot and offers 1 to Lodi"
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Heres to Dan and Mel *Raises his glass"
• Lodi says "To Dan and Mel ... giving for better and for worse a whoooole new meaning..."
• Lodi says "*gives Wulfgar a smile, slinking past his table on the way back to the stage*"
• Apocalypse Dan said "*cheers* Cheers all around, to friends and survivors, to booze and good times, to best friends in the worst times, and, of course, to women, who make it all worth the trouble."
• WicasaPeta said "..........He went to JAREDS!!!!!!!!!!"
• Lord Wulfgar said "*grabs a bottle of whiskey and settles down to enjoy the show on stage* Yes, this will do nicely."
• Jarlian said "Hey Dan! Good to finally see you! Haven't changed your mind yet? It's not too late yet man! Not sure what death do us part means nowadays ey? Beers anyone?"
• WicasaPeta said "HEINEKEN??? **** THAT ****! PABST BLUE RIBBON!~~~Frank Booth, from the David Lynch film Blue Velvet, hehe. Drink up all, and congrats, Dan!"
• Lodi says "*leans against the center-stage pole with an indolent smile, as the strains of Mustang Sally being thrumming from the speakers, starting to dance again, hips swaying to the beat as the jacket peels off her shoulders, leaving black lace in strategic spots*"
• WicasaPeta said "WP, short on money as always, rummages thru pockets and tries to tuck Lodi with a fifty cent piece. Gets kicked in the face, and goes down on his back. Hard."
• Micheal Darkwater said "*For the sake of sheer pity he places a loaded wallet on the table beside him. Its not his wallet. But the zombie who USED to own it doesnt REALLY need it any more*"
• Grifflik said "*Watches Wulfgar make a brain rot* Huh...that's a new one for my repetoire. Thanks! *Does a double take* Good Lord...was that WicasaPeta? Haven't seen him in ages!"
• Micheal Darkwater said "*Waving his phone around at random* Where the hell is a fella supposed ta get a damn signal nowdays?"
• Grifflik said "*Can't help but watch Loni's performance for a few moments before returning his attention to the bar. He continues to mix and passs out drinks.* For d? Hey there! Welcome to the party - good to see you, friend! Long time!"
• WicasaPeta said "OK, guys and gals, been fun to see you all again, but time to disappear again.....Dan, congrats, we'll try to keep the Cathedral boarded up for next week, Night all"
• JY de Porc said "Hey Rangers back in Yagoton! Nice to see you guys!"
• For d said "Hey Griff, long time no see. You still a bar owner these days? Anymore fireman left in you? Heh. So, how long do we expect this place to stay up this time? Congrats to Dan, my best wishes for you and your bride to be."
• Grifflik said "*chuckles* Bartender, not owner...and yeah, there's a bit of fireman left. Still workin' NW Rich Hills. *serves a final round of drinks before stepping from behind the bar* Down to 5 z's in Dallimore, folks...s'been fun, but I've got to go."
• Grifflik said "Good seeing everyone...safe travels to you all. Best wishes to you and your bride once again, Dan."
• Apocalypse Dan said "I'm just astounded at the sheer quality of awesome people that have come out tonight. Damn, we should all be in a giant alliance of good together or something. Or, be as equals staring at the stunning curves of yon nakedish girl! Even WP made it!"
• Apocalypse Dan said "Dropped Experiment 211 next door, 4 zeds left, if anyone wants a piece of them. Man, booze, zombies, friends and a hot chick. Doesn't get much better"
• Techewan said "The Rangers are always where the party is. Or, there's always a party where the Rangers are. Or, there's always an open bar where the Rangers are - something like that. Speaking of which *heads to the bar*....."
• Techewan said "(BTW; only two zeds left next door, if anyone wants to finish them off)"
• Cruzz said "Hey, what a great party. The boys and girls down in NW5 will get jalous when I tell them. Any drinks left?"
• Renberg said "one zed left in Dallimore at 28 hp, dropped one of 'em. If it weren't fort the fact that I'm halfblind from all the booze I'd prolly taken down both. *looks tipsy*"
• Capt Cook 2 said "Capt Cook 2 drops a dollar into the Jukebox, presses some buttons & from the speakers comes the voice of MeatLoaf singing Paradise by the Dashboard Lights!"
• Capt Cook 2 said "Yo Lord Wulfgar, We got any Chivas Regal left? I could use a nice smooth Scotch right about now. My throats kinda sore from all the hootin & hollerin."
• Probee said "Sweet ! Love this song. I'll sing the chick's part, at the end."
• Probee said "(to Renberg, with his best Val Kilmer 'Doc Holliday') I have two guns, one fo' each of ya."
• Lodi says "I see the club next door is cleared, and there's only one body at Harkness. *sets a tray of shots in front of Dan, messing his hair as she leans over his shoulder* You guys have a hell of a lot of energy, don'tcha?"
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Hey Dan, I know it's a bit late in the party but I arranged a little surprise for ya. Enjoy! *The lights go out and music starts playing."
• Twin Strippers said "*The lights come back on. 'Why hello fireman..so how about showing us your big chopper?' *Giggles. 'We heard your getting married soon we're here to remind you of just what your giving up!'"
• Twin Strippers said "*Gets a can of cream from their bag and starts to put small squirts of it all over themselves. 'Are you hungry Dan?' *Each sits on 1 of dans legs and offers themselves up as a snack."
• smokey one said "some one sort out those kids pleas"
• smokey one said "good god half naked twenty something females are a let down wheres the real women at"
• Lodi says "* leans in behind For d, hands on his shoulders, whispers close to his ear* Some of your crew say you'd turn down a lapdance ... surely they're mistaken ...?"
• Lord Wulfgar said "*wakes up in a corner with empty bottles all around* Oh my head, hey Lodi how about a early morning lap dance to take the edge off? *slips Lodi a 50*"
• For d said "*jumps slightly from the sudden voice. Uhrm... Ahem... I don't think that would be appropriate, no. Erm.. Thank you. Ahem *lower voice, and it wouldn't be fair to Mary. *coughts, louder voice: Well, the groom seems to be enjoying himself though."
• McCrunchky said "I stumbled over a crate of John Powers, awhile back. Help yourself! Musha ring dumma do dumma da"
• For d said "*nods professionally to the three CIs. Gentlemen. P4X, General Hawke, Labine, glad to you alive and well. *Nods to the fire marshals. Gentlemen. Hmm.. Many somewhat unfamilliar faces."
• McCrunchky said "Whack fol the daddy ol - Whack fol the daddy ol - There's whiskey in the jar."
• McCrunchky said "Anyway, drinks are on the house, since I hauled away the Pitman Mansion stock, courtesy of Lord Pitman, or whatever his name is."
• McCrunchky said "He watched me haul it away in his lorry, but could not protest beyond an animated groan. Enjoy!"
• McCrunchky said "Hip Hip Hurrah!"
• Lodi says "*trails fingers along For d's neck as she moves away* Don't go anywhere, handosme, we'll discuss it at greater length ... You know what really takes that edge off, Wulfgar? Tequila shot ... *nestles a shot glass in her cleavage*"
• jojomofo said "Hey hey party people! Nice to see so many of you still alive, this is one reckless place to throw a shindig!"
• jojomofo said "And a big Hello to the Twin Strippers, good call getting them in. Drinks anybody?"
• Twin Strippers said "Hi there Ranger. Well after we've finished with the BC here you may be next"
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Mmm..I could go for 1 of those Lodi" (1 minute ago)
• Lodi says "*carefully pours shot full of Cuervo Gold* C;mere and show them how it's done, Marc ... and grab a lemon"
• DI Marc Sweeny said "*Licks Lodi and sprinkles a little salt. 'Just what a guy needs to wake himself up a bit!' *Licks, grabs the shooter in his lips, drops the shot and shares the lemon wedge with Lodi."
• Micheal Darkwater said "Hey hey! Theres some faces here I aint seen since my time in the academy. Anyone notice Winnan is just down the way a bit there? *Brushes dust of his new coat*"
• For d said "*For d looks a bit bewildered and sheepish at Lodi's comments and all the action. He finds a chair in a corner to watch it all at a distance. Hmm... we didn't party like this when I was young *he mutters to himself."
• For d said "*Spotting the two strippers he exclaims: I didn't know that was anatomically possible... Hmm... He tries to raise his voice over the din to Dan: So BC, party and company to your liking?"
• dzme14 said "MEMS, Greetings from E.N.D."
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Welcome to the party Ben. *Smacks Lodi on the arse. 'How about giving that man a free dance? He's been keeping NW3 on it's feet lately.' *Raises a glass to Ben"
• Lodi says "*chuckles* Nice to meet you, Ben ... have a seat there ...*straddles the MFU* ...and let's get better acquainted ..."
• Lodi says "*hands on his shoulders, leans down to give him an eyefull of black lace and tan skin, hips doing a slow figure eight above his lap* "
• Benjamin Wilson said "*Ben Smiles and realises he will enjoy this party even with bloodloss,* thanks lodi"
• DI Marc Sweeny said "Well I don't want you passing out Ben. Here ya go"
• Lodi says "*low laugh* that isn't blood loss, honey, that's what supposed to happen ..."
• Winnan said "Hello everyone- sorry about being a bit late..."
• Winnan said "Next round of drinks on me!"
• Winnan said "Just make sure you keep an eye on the 'cades, people. We have active zeds next door in the hospital."
• Lodi says "*tilts Ben's head back, and pours him a mouthful of tequila* You are of age, aren't you honey?"
...carnage and mayhem followed, as the cades were overrun for the final time ...
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Re: OMG! Public Wedding Announcement
« Result #5 on Feb 7, 2008, 9:02am »
Stripper? No, no strippers Melody.
That's just a certain person who decided to give a little show at the party...........
No strippers at all.
And Dan was good, so you don't have to hurt him.
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