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Post by Padre Romero on Feb 14, 2008 18:57:20 GMT -5
I hope someone got a transcript
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Post by Melody Arachne on Feb 14, 2008 19:26:59 GMT -5
Thank you, everyone who came and bled and died and cried for the most AWESOME wedding EVER!
I do indeed have quite a bit of transcript, when I get them cleaned up I'll post them
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Post by Melody Arachne on Feb 14, 2008 19:31:18 GMT -5
* Padre Romero said "Deerly Beeloved, we are gathered together here toaday in the sight (and the site) of God, and in the face of this company – to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony, which is commended as honorable among all men;" * WicasaPeta said "Washtelo, hoka hey" * Padre Romero said "it is therefore a burden which no man should Bear ad hawk; unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, and solemnly Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined." * Padre Romero said "I feel I should emphatically state that this being malton, it has truly been a shotgun wedding…If any person can conceive a mynah problem, or can show just cause why they may knot be joined together..." * Padre Romero said "let them speak now, use said firearm, or put it away and forever hold their piece." * Padre Romero said "*waits for a moment*" * Padre Romero said "Nup? Really? Good, I wouldn’t want anyone to get bad marks from our classy good marksmen" * jojomofo said "*whispers* Sorry I'm late, you look lovely mel, green really sets that dress and top hat combo off! My thanks to Ryo too, fast work my friend!" * Father Thompson said "*Ahem* Yes... Marriage is the union of husband and wife in heart, body and mind. It is intended for their mutual joy, But more importantly, it is a means through which a stable and loving environment may be attained." * Father Thompson said "Through marriage, Dan and Melody make a commitment together to face their disappointments – embrace their dreams – realize their hopes – and accept each other’s failures. Dan and Melody will promise one another to aspire to these ideals throughout" * Father Thompson said "...lives together – through mutual understanding – openness – and sensitivity to each other." * Padre Romero said "This band is gathered here today, fresh from the bridle museum, and well groomed *chuckles* (Brace yourself for a couple more...), )– before God – because marriage is one of His most sacred wishes – as we pre-pair two witness the joining in marriage" * Padre Romero said "of Dan and Melody. This ad-dress marks the celebration of love and commitment with which this man and this woman begin their life together." * jojomofo said "sniff sniff" * Lord Wulfgar said "*hands jojo a tissue*" * Padre Romero said "And now – through me – He joins you together in one of the holiest bonds. Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?" * Lord Wulfgar said "Myself and all the friends of Melody Arachne gathered here today do." * Apocalypse Dan said "*looks to Melody, then to Wulfgar* (whispered to WP) Man, I am one lucky bastard, Peta. One man shouldn't be rich enough to have a wife like her and friends like this. Makes the Apocalypse worth living through for this." * Father Thompson said "This is a beginning and a continuation of their growth as individuals. With mutual care, respect, responsibility and knowledge comes the affirmation of each one’s own life happiness, growth and freedom. With respect for individual boundaries comes the.." * Father Thompson said "freedom to love unconditionally. Within the emotional safety of a loving relationship – the knowledge self-offered one another becomes the fertile soil for continued growth. With care and responsibility towards self and one another comes the potential f" * Father Thompson said "...full and happy lives." * Padre Romero said "By gathering together all the wishes of happiness and our fondest hopes for Dan and Melody from all present here, we assure them that our hearts are in tune with theirs" * Padre Romero said "These moments are so meaningful to all of us, for “what greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined together – to strengthen each other in all labor – to minister to each other in all sorrow – to share with each ot" * Padre Romero said "in all gladness" * Father Thompson said "The couple have chosen to exchange their own vows." * The Envoy said "*reloads surveillance camera in the choir balcony, smugly notes that Malton has no legitimate civil authority since the advent of the emergency. While this may be a 'spiritual union', there's no legal binding here. Still his bosses want records of such" * The Envoy said "events for whatever intel value they hold.*" * Apocalypse Dan said "I promise to love you. No matter what we face, we will face it together. I promise to keep you. I will care for you, comfort you, talk with you, and listen to you. I promise to be true to you, faithfully, fully, and with an open heart." * Apocalypse Dan said "I promise to treasure you, above duty, above honor, above all others, above my own life, you are the shining center of my universe. I promise to stay with you. No death, no argument, no distance will keep me from your side, I'll always be there for you" * Apocalypse Dan said "*grins warmly to Mel, then nods to the preachers*" * Melody Arachne said "All that I am and all that I have, I offer to you in love and trust" * Melody Arachne said "From this day forward I will love and comfort you, hold you close," * Melody Arachne said "and remain faithful to you all the days of our lives." * Melody Arachne said "My heart will be your shelter and my arms will be your home. As I have given you my hand to hold, I give you my life to keep.Together, we become more than we are alone." * Melody Arachne said "My feet shall dance because of you, My heart shall beat because of you My eyes see because of you, My mind thinks because of you And I shall love because of you." * Melody Arachne said "*little grin* and we shall kick PKer ass. Together." * Apocalypse Dan said "*reaches out to take her hand* We will, baby. We will" * Padre Romero said "*watches as the rings are exchanged*" * Padre Romero said "May you always share with each other the gifts of love, be one in heart and in mind – may you always create a home together that puts in your hearts – love – generosity and kindness." * jojomofo destroyed the radio transmitter. * jojomofo said "thats better" * Padre Romero said "In as much as Dan and Melody have con-sented together in marriage before this company of friends and family and have bound their faith – and declared their unity by giving and receiving a ring – are now joined." * tonyay163 said "No more chocolate?" * Padre Romero said "You have strung yourselves together as husband and wife but remember to always be each other’s companion" * tonyay163 said "No more chocolate?" * Padre Romero said "*Wraps Dan’ and melody’s hands in a ceremonial silk cloth, then unwraps them...somehow, miraculously, there's a little golden heart-shaped locket in there...he must have slipped it in by slight of hand*" * Padre Romero said "What – therefore – God has maid – let no man altar or put asunder." * Padre Romero said "*Winks* I’m especially glad you decided to have this little communion in the catholic tradition…I always advise the bride and groom to practice safe sects" * Father Thompson said "And so, by the power vested in me by the city of Malton and Almighty God, I now pronounce you man and wife – and may your days be good and long upon the earth." * Father Thompson said "You may now kiss the bride. ; )" * tonyay163 said "*stares*" * Apocalypse Dan said "*lifts aside Melody's veil, takes a long, lingering look into her sparkling eyes before leaning in to kiss her* I love you" * Melody Arachne said "*lifts a foot behind her, slips her arms around Dan's neck and kisses him soundly*" * jojomofo said "Whoooohooooo *throws scotch and tequila*" * Lord Wulfgar said "*bursts into tears*" * Padre Romero said "*quietly slips out, leaving only an old musty smell, like rare books and old furniture...you're sure he'll keep an eye on those two*" * jojomofo said "*comforts Wulfgar and wipes away a tear of his own*" * Apocalypse Dan said "Thank you Fathers, thank you *to everyone in attendance* This is the best day of my life. So far *grins to Melody, holding her left hand in his right*" * danr said "Congratulations!" * jojomofo said "Congratulations folks, may you live long, die well and be reivied quickly!" * Melody Arachne said "Thank you guys SO much for comning and witnessing our wedding! A lot of blood was spilled, but maaaan, was it worth it!" * WicasaPeta said "Wipes eyes with sleeve, blows hole in ceiling with shotgun in celebration...CONGRATULATIONS, my good friends" * Lord Wulfgar said "You take good care of her Dan . You two look wonderful together." (43 seconds ago) * tonyay163 said "Throw the bouquet!" * tonyay163 said "*gives them a bouquet*" * Melody Arachne said "*tosses bouquet, trusting RNG to see who gets it*" * Apocalypse Dan said "And now, gentlemen, the part you've been waiting for. *kneels before Melody, sliding his hand up under her dress and along her shapely leg. Brings back down a silky green garter* Good luck boys! *pulls back on the elastic band and shoots it to the crowd*" * Apocalypse Dan said "*holding Mel's hand in his* And now we must adieu, and head to somewhere a little more private to celebrate our marriage in a more...traditional way. Thank you to the Fathers, our friends, and those who couldn't make it due to death or distance. We love U" * Idril said "*looks up from administering a FAK to Father Thompson, and sees a bouquet flying towards her. A table crashes behind her, and she suddenly finds a bouquet of flowers in her hands instead of a first aid kit*" * Melody Arachne said "*blows kiss* see you guys in a few days! thnk you SO much, all!" * Lord Wulfgar said "*crawls out from under a table* I got the garter! *falls down*" * danr said "Ah, so you got the bouquet, Idril... I sooo knew it! xD" * WicasaPeta said "Lovely ceremony. However, I think I shall find a safer place for a bit......I hear Caiger only has about sixty zombies inside, may hide out over there. Be safe all, tok'sa a'ke!" * Idril said "*blinks, smiles* Where did... never mind. There should be a toast... to Mel and Dan, and to all those who couldn't make it." * Lord Wulfgar said "*joins in the toast* Here, here!" * danr said "Ddi anyone say toast? *joins*" * Idril said "To Melody and Dan! May they never be kept apart by something as trivial as death. And to all those who couldn't make it tonight, or died trying." * Lord Wulfgar said "If any of you kind inhabitants of St. Christopher's would be kind enough to grab a screen shot of this wedding ceremony and post it over on the NMC forums. We'd all be grateful, not sure if any of the guest caught it."
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Post by Angel on Feb 14, 2008 19:31:26 GMT -5
Sweet. Thanks Mel.
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Post by Ron Burgundy on Feb 14, 2008 19:38:42 GMT -5
Oh man, it's not over, is it? I got killed while waiting for the ceremonies to being. Ain't that a bitch? :/
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Post by Lord Wulfgar on Feb 14, 2008 20:16:00 GMT -5
Well despite the damn PKers trashing the place I still had a wonderful time.
Congrats again Mel, you and Dan enjoy that honeymoon.
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Post by Gryphon480 on Feb 14, 2008 20:34:21 GMT -5
Unfortunately, due to death I was unable to witness the ceremony as well. Its been a fun couple of weeks, though. Best wishes to the two of you!
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Post by DT on Feb 14, 2008 21:22:38 GMT -5
Due to IP limits kicking in, and a zombie attacking me, Bill was unable to attend. However, I'm now somewhat relieved that he wasn't able to - from the Iwitness posted on the PKA boards, it looked like one killer reception!
But think of it this way - a massacre is basically the PKA's way of wishing your marriage all the best. At least they let you get your vows in - otherwise, that might be interpreted as an interference, and the PKA would have shown "just cause why they may knot be joined together", and that would have been problematic, no?
Enjoy your honeymoon, newlyweds, and Praise Knowledge!
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Post by Padre Romero on Feb 14, 2008 22:05:28 GMT -5
good, we have a transcript... now everyone can play "Hunt the bad puns"...that took me almost a week to write
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Post by blanemcc on Feb 15, 2008 4:49:54 GMT -5
I see CGR, Spartans and Columbine kids there. Ill go hunt some of them down after this whole business at Latrobe is finished. Sorry I missed it, I wish you all the the best all the same
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Feb 15, 2008 8:19:10 GMT -5
Well, I got killed the day before, and didn't notice until now Congratulations anyhow! Hava a nice Horny Werewolf Day as well. God, I love that name...
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Feb 15, 2008 11:40:34 GMT -5
Sorry I missed the ceremony Mel. I got killed and dumped along with Ron. I'll make it a point to show some class to the party crashers.
Congrats comrade!
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Post by sirkus on Feb 15, 2008 11:49:40 GMT -5
Poe tried to run block for y'all and thus missed the ceremony (got into a very exciting live firefight with Anasazi, had him down to 5 hp when I died), but considers it worth it. Many happy wishes, and congratulations!
*The Poe Toaster drinks the couple's health in good french cognac*
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