Speaking Engagement: Silly Lilly Pilly

[peashooter]

I can help with that. not a problem. We'll still need a team dedicated to security, but if this goes off without incident, we can schedule more events like this. Really make a concentrated attempt at bringing culture and debate back to Malton.

[Mitch All Together]

Well, if we can pull this one off, man, I'll actually keep pushing forward for our Laugh & Death open mic; we're in a position to actually do one now. I guess I can help with security on the day, since I won't really be doing anything else useful, man.

[Sir Fred of Etruria]

Useful ? Useful? How dare you use that word in reference to the Quartly Library.
Drop and gimme a dozen imaginary push-ups.

[Mitch All Together]

Umm... done? Armless, too, man. It was amazing. You should have been there.

Shelving is useful. Growing pot in the maintenance closet is useful. I'm useful, man.

[Agent Redemption]

Pot? I thought that was Parsley, no wonder I spent the rest of the day contemplating the mysteries of ceiling tiles. Label your stash man!

[Sir Fred of Etruria]

Okay, you can be useful. And often times you are downright efficient.
I frequently try to explain to people that even though the Quartly Librarians may do strategic things, we are not a strategic Library.

[Mitch All Together]

Hey, man, I'm not equating useful with organized or driven. I may have a green thumb and a knack for alphabetization and the Dewey Decimal System, but that doesn't mean I've necessarily got it, like... together. There's a huge gulf there, Fred, man, and I don't like staring into gulfs. You know, because, like, sometimes when you stare into the abyss, you know... the abyss... there are weird aliens in it, man, and they can shapeshift with water.

And I did label my stash, man. It very clearly says "Herb Garden" on it. I don't know what "herb" means to you, man, but to me, that's a very specific, like... statement.