Quartly limericks

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This thread is for some of the limericks recited in the Quartly.



There once was a Doctor named Asshole
who apparently had no control
The mall He'd chase 'round
With his trousers pulled down
as he chanted to his totem pole .

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There was a man called Hibernaculum
chased zombies and then he would hack at 'em
Though to his dismay
at the amount he would slay
He ran out of places to stack 'em

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There once was a man named Darwin
who said that to apes we're akin
thought is an old one.
should take a cold one.
Instead of striping down to skin.

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There was a gal named Sweetirony
who spoke zombese properly
we know her story
will end in glory
and solve the language boundary

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And here are a few more......


There was a Major called Tom B
a very Modern Major was he
he had information general,
vegetable and mineral
and dispensed Zeds efficiently.


There once was a great Speck of dust
who moved around with each gust
One might think him small
Almost nothing at all
But his grandeur was actually robust.



There once was a gal named Gore
whose temper was once known to soar
she had guns of large sizes
they were big and won prizes
she's even considered…err.. for more

(there's a rhyme here thats a bold one
but it's Impolite to have told one.)



There was an Etruscan named Fred
whose drinking was very well-bred
Still his friends weren't concerned
for by now they had learned
the foam was all in his head.=

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There was a mrh called me
who dropped beer in the library
when lifting a kilt,
To wipe what was spilt,
provided a nice site to see.

(What …oh grow up ….I'm talking about the clean library)



there once was a librarian named monkey…
whose axe was becoming quite gunky
said" I know that it's bad
but it's all that I had
and zombies do seem so chunky"

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There once was a father named Leary
who lopped zombie heads very cheerly
And in his depravity
He'd make quite a cavity
said" turning the cheek's only a theory"

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There was a library named Quartly
whose hot tub will be filled shortly
There's nothing it lacks
Back there in the stacks
and the cades are only partly

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I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving with
your uncle and aunt in Bel Air"