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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:40:33 GMT -5
So, anyways, after a month of ignoring the urge for a Big Mac, I finally give in.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:42:00 GMT -5
I go through the drive through and order a big mac, just the sandwich.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:42:33 GMT -5
Have you ever tried getting just a sandwich at a McDonald's?
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:43:34 GMT -5
They act like this is some kind of novel thing they've never witnessed before.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:44:20 GMT -5
"But the value meal is such a deal!"
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:44:47 GMT -5
You know what's a better deal is?
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:45:56 GMT -5
Not being hospitalized for cardiac arrest.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:47:59 GMT -5
So, I get my big mac sandwich after insisting that I JUST WANT THE FUCKING SANDWICH AND NOT A MOTHER FUCKING GIGANTO FRY WITH EXTRA LOWERED LIFE EXPECTANCY!!!
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:49:25 GMT -5
I open up the little box they come in.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:51:33 GMT -5
The brief moment of expectancy that THIS time it would be different is thrown in the trash.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:54:19 GMT -5
So, I rejectedly eat the soggy, saggy big mac, knowing that this is going to be repeated year after year.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:54:41 GMT -5
Fucking Big Macs...
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:56:14 GMT -5
So, where was I?
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:56:36 GMT -5
Oh yeah, twinkies.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:57:59 GMT -5
So, I keep putting off getting a twinkie.
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