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asshole doctor™ Global Moderator המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים I will totally trick you into doing inadvisable and delinquent things for my pleasure Posts: 4,433	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 28, 2008 10:52:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 28, 2008 10:52:30 GMT -5 yeah i'm good like that. now fix my fucking karma.
	a picture of a unicorn standing on a rainbow pooing butterflies! You fire your pistol at Dickholeguy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Mitch All Together Full Member I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too. Posts: 109	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 28, 2008 14:59:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 28, 2008 14:59:57 GMT -5 I've got nothing to do with karma, man. You're thinkin' of VishnuAllTogether, man.
	Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".

Angel Ian Hugged you for 3 "nuggets of joy" Posts: 4,564	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 28, 2008 19:41:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Angel on Jan 28, 2008 19:41:45 GMT -5 Damn it harrison , I'll get your karma to be permanently 99, if it's the last thing I do!
	Last Edit: Jan 28, 2008 19:43:45 GMT -5 by Angel Engel

asshole doctor™ Global Moderator המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים I will totally trick you into doing inadvisable and delinquent things for my pleasure Posts: 4,433	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 28, 2008 20:31:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 28, 2008 20:31:05 GMT -5 you basterd!
	a picture of a unicorn standing on a rainbow pooing butterflies! You fire your pistol at Dickholeguy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Angel Ian Hugged you for 3 "nuggets of joy" Posts: 4,564	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 29, 2008 19:18:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Angel on Jan 29, 2008 19:18:48 GMT -5 You're welcome.
	Engel

asshole doctor™ Global Moderator המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים I will totally trick you into doing inadvisable and delinquent things for my pleasure Posts: 4,433	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 9:51:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 30, 2008 9:51:42 GMT -5 well i think i'm gonna have to get your karma up to 69.
	a picture of a unicorn standing on a rainbow pooing butterflies! You fire your pistol at Dickholeguy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Gore Girl Senior Member Guardian of the Large Print Annex Posts: 679	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 13:01:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gore Girl on Jan 30, 2008 13:01:00 GMT -5 sexualharrison said: well i think i'm gonna have to get your karma up to 69. Gay.
	sirfredofetruria said: God knows, I lost my virginity to Goolina.

asshole doctor™ Global Moderator המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים I will totally trick you into doing inadvisable and delinquent things for my pleasure Posts: 4,433	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 13:04:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 30, 2008 13:04:34 GMT -5 i'm not gay he was sucking my dick....... oh and give you know who a few extra smacks for me
	a picture of a unicorn standing on a rainbow pooing butterflies! You fire your pistol at Dickholeguy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Sir Fred of Etruria Global Moderator Posts: 839	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 13:14:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Jan 30, 2008 13:14:21 GMT -5 Oh sweet Jesus... errrr, I mean sweet Abraham. Don't you know everybody involved in the legendary "69" is working it oral-style ? Here is the math: Man + Man * 69 = GAY
	Last Edit: Jan 30, 2008 13:16:40 GMT -5 by Sir Fred of Etruria

asshole doctor™ Global Moderator המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים I will totally trick you into doing inadvisable and delinquent things for my pleasure Posts: 4,433	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 13:25:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 30, 2008 13:25:40 GMT -5 i prefer the ol' 71... you know a 69 and you shove two fingers up your girlfriends ass.
	a picture of a unicorn standing on a rainbow pooing butterflies! You fire your pistol at Dickholeguy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Sir Fred of Etruria Global Moderator Posts: 839	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 14:13:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Jan 30, 2008 14:13:12 GMT -5 It's alright harrison, I'll let you give me the old 68. Just like 69 but I'll have to owe you one.

asshole doctor™ Global Moderator המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים I will totally trick you into doing inadvisable and delinquent things for my pleasure Posts: 4,433	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 14:19:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 30, 2008 14:19:31 GMT -5 my god we go on all day.... ewww
	a picture of a unicorn standing on a rainbow pooing butterflies! You fire your pistol at Dickholeguy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Gore Girl Senior Member Guardian of the Large Print Annex Posts: 679	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 14:23:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gore Girl on Jan 30, 2008 14:23:27 GMT -5 sexualharrison said: i prefer the ol' 71... you know a 69 and you shove two fingers up your girlfriends ass. Stop giving him ideas!
	sirfredofetruria said: God knows, I lost my virginity to Goolina.

Mitch All Together Full Member I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too. Posts: 109	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 14:47:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 30, 2008 14:47:38 GMT -5 He was checking out the Advanced Kama Sutra the other day anyway, Gore Girl. He's got all the ideas he needs already.
	Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".

asshole doctor™ Global Moderator המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים I will totally trick you into doing inadvisable and delinquent things for my pleasure Posts: 4,433	Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 14:48:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 30, 2008 14:48:23 GMT -5 you did it again goo... i threw up in my mouth again. hey ever hear of a Samoan piledriver??? i bet it hurts....
	a picture of a unicorn standing on a rainbow pooing butterflies! You fire your pistol at Dickholeguy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.