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Post by Agent Redemption on Feb 21, 2008 1:48:09 GMT -5
*jabs Mitch with a revive*
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Mitch All Together
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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 21, 2008 11:57:36 GMT -5
Thanks, man. Now I can, like, go back to doing what I was doing. If I can remember what I was doing.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 21, 2008 17:30:18 GMT -5
telling lame ass jokes. and saying "man" repeatedly.
so when are you going to get your open mic thing together?
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Mitch All Together
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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 22, 2008 11:23:07 GMT -5
Like your "I'm Jewish! Jews are awesome!" schtick is any better, man. The whole Jewish comedian bit has been done to death, man.
I'm not sure when I'm getting my act together for the Open Mic. We were, like, waiting until we had Quartly back, and now we do, man, so I guess I should get on that.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 22, 2008 11:47:31 GMT -5
ummm were not? i'm not comedian you dolt. i have a real job. i'm just funny. your not.
and we are all dead.
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Mitch All Together
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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 22, 2008 12:29:59 GMT -5
Well, there's no point in my doing the Open Mic if I'm dead, man. I don't translate well into Zombish.
And when was I ever, like, telling jokes around you, anyway? It's not like I've been actively performing since I died, man. I really only did one short stint back at the library, but I'm not, like, constantly putting on performances. Maybe the reason you think my jokes aren't, like, funny is because I'm not actually telling any, man. People just think your jokes aren't funny because they're, like... not.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 22, 2008 12:32:33 GMT -5
i'm not even going to bother anymore. your just a loser. good day sir.
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Post by Gore Girl on Feb 22, 2008 13:25:27 GMT -5
I think (and correct me if I'm wrong here) that Mitch is trying to stay in the character of Mitch Hedberg. Hence his jokes and his repeated use of "man."
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Mitch All Together
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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 22, 2008 15:39:55 GMT -5
Yeah, to actually step out of that character for a minute (which feels nice, by the way), I really am just trying to stick to the drug-addled, not-quite-with-it Mitch character I've been building up. That's sort of the point. You know -- stoner talk, getting pathetically upset and making no real point in the argument, not really having much ability to get anything done. That's the character, dude. In fact, the entire argument above was really me just seeing how many ridiculous points I could fail to make properly while still maintaining some semblance of thinking I'm right. It's an argument you were supposed to win. I figured you were playing along.
As my sense of humor is actually really different from Mitch's, the VERY rare jokes I actually tell are his, since I don't want to presume that I can somehow effectively channel him for stand-up purposes. For the most part, he's just the Shaggy in our great big Mystery Machine, and I'm trying to play that part to the hilt.
So... seriously. Mitch is a bit of a bonehead. Drugs, death, and a lack of understanding for his surroundings (remember back when he kept referring to zombies as "those guys out there"?) kind add up to his missing the point a lot.
Sorry if that's truly, actively pissing you off, AH. I've just sort of been playing Mitch as not liking you. If it's getting on your nerves, I'll stop -- I'm not out to drive you completely insane...
...man.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 22, 2008 15:57:49 GMT -5
no no no. i just save the role playing for ingame. "man" it's all good.
and as a massive stoner i take offense that were dumb.
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Mitch All Together
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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 22, 2008 16:11:00 GMT -5
Well, Mitch is a heroin addict, so it goes beyond mere herbal blends -- I know a lot of smart potheads (I live in Seattle, for chrissake) but never met a smack addict who wasn't made dumber from the experience. In Mitch's case, it's a mix of drugs and being dead for a long time. He's getting better, little by little. I could just be "me" on this forum, but what fun is that? Besides, Fred loves the Mitch act, don't you, Fred?
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Feb 22, 2008 17:00:42 GMT -5
Yeah man, it is totally keen and such... Anyway, I am looking forward to the open mic AND harrison you never responded to my hebrew recruitment campaign. Isn't that a bitching idea ?
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 22, 2008 17:55:33 GMT -5
what are you talking about?
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Post by chicklet on Feb 22, 2008 19:58:15 GMT -5
I need a heads up on the date so I can make sure to make it back in time
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 22, 2008 21:08:11 GMT -5
the date has not set one yet. plus I think we first need to get back to breathing and retake the QL.
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