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Post by Padre Romero on Dec 13, 2007 14:35:29 GMT -5
I work in one of these on campus. They're...um...tempting places to have sex...you almost WANT someone to walk in and see you sprawled over some kircher manuscripts from the 1650's. You'll recall I always visit this place when I see you fellows. Tell me about it! Why, I'm inclined to buy that copy of the Magna Carta that's up for auction just to use it as a backdrop for hanky-panky. Anyone care to loan me a few million? Problem with my location is that It's located at the bottom of a four story annex which is itself in a second library below a library...it's an office in a storage room in a basement in a side-building...you could light off fireworks down there and no one would here, and besides the workers, we've got maybe 2 people that show up per day...so, it's not really a place folks would happen upon by chance.
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Post by Gore Girl on Dec 13, 2007 16:54:25 GMT -5
Problem with my location is that It's located at the bottom of a four story annex which is itself in a second library below a library...it's an office in a storage room in a basement in a side-building...you could light off fireworks down there and no one would here, and besides the workers, we've got maybe 2 people that show up per day...so, it's not really a place folks would happen upon by chance. Wait...and that's a problem how
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Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 24, 2008 19:23:10 GMT -5
Aww, man... is that why the Large Print Annex always smells like sweat and lubricant, man? I was shelving over there, and like, I thought someone had been using it to store soiled bedsheets, man. It figures that everyone else is off in the shadowy corners like... gettin' it on, and I'm actually tryin' to put books back where they belong, man.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Jan 25, 2008 6:55:11 GMT -5
Who got harassed anyway? It's not about the time I woke up whiteout pants in the children's book section, is it?
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Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 25, 2008 14:27:32 GMT -5
I think it was, like, Gore Girl.
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Jan 25, 2008 16:53:07 GMT -5
LOL... If Gore Girl was involved she would have been the one handing out some quality harassment.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 25, 2008 17:28:35 GMT -5
aCk HEMMMMMMMMM! hello. you forget about me and my sexual harrasment panda!
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Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 25, 2008 18:34:20 GMT -5
No, seriously, man! Or did I just, like, imagine 9000 Zombies totally converging on Gore Girl, like... groping her with their dead, dead hands?
Maybe I did imagine that, man.
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Post by Agent Redemption on Feb 5, 2008 2:46:53 GMT -5
Aww, man... is that why the Large Print Annex always smells like sweat and lubricant, man? I was shelving over there, and like, I thought someone had been using it to store soiled bedsheets, man. It figures that everyone else is off in the shadowy corners like... gettin' it on, and I'm actually tryin' to put books back where they belong, man. *shrugs* At least now I know why the books in that section are...."sticky" and I keep finding mis-shelved romance novels there.... you know I'm not sure I wanted to know this.
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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 6, 2008 18:00:43 GMT -5
Neither was I, man. Though I am still wondering if that whole thing with over 9000 Zombies groping and molesting Gore Girl was something I really saw happen, or just something I imagined, man. Like... sometimes I see things that aren't real, man, and I can't really tell the difference. I should probably stop ordering the triple grande LSD and cinnamon lattes, man.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 7, 2008 10:34:23 GMT -5
you can order that? sheeeeeet.
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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 7, 2008 15:38:06 GMT -5
Well, yeah, man... I mean, I can order it, man. I'm famous. You're just some asshole doctor, man. I don't know if they'd serve you one.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 7, 2008 17:50:09 GMT -5
if you call me "man" on this forum or ingame one more time I might be forced to kill you.
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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 7, 2008 18:31:40 GMT -5
I don't even know what you're talkin' about, man. I don't, like... call people "man" all the time, man. That's just crazy.
Wait a second, man... let me check that. I just... like, I just used it three times, didn't I, man?
Make that four, man. Awww, man! I, like... I can't stop, man.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 8, 2008 10:00:28 GMT -5
you asked for it! lolz
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