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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 5, 2007 19:43:28 GMT -5
please drop some haiku poetry on us.
thats a three sets of verse with 5 syllables than 7 syllables, and another 5.
there you have haiku.
a haiku about spam:
And who dares mock Spam?
you? you? you are not worthy
of one rich pink slice.
and sir fred composed this little ditty:
brave malton rangers
traveling from burb to burb
leaving spam behind
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Jan 5, 2007 19:59:07 GMT -5
Yes, I am alone.
The last of the Anchormen.
I said scotch damnit.
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Jan 5, 2007 20:30:35 GMT -5
A friend of mine believes each haiku has a season, I think Tucker's was a winter.
Here is a beautiful 'spring' haiku.
Oh sweet barricades
I keep stacking platic trees
will it be enough ?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Jan 5, 2007 21:05:25 GMT -5
The sun has set, a
lone dead zed. Gun powder smells
waft through the night air.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 5, 2007 21:38:59 GMT -5
that one was about
jorm, jeez what a jerk
ban dickholeguy yes!
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Jan 5, 2007 21:44:26 GMT -5
You just had to go
and bring my clean name in it
To Bad I did your ho
its 7-5-7
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 5, 2007 21:50:17 GMT -5
that was the worst haiku i've ever heard. well your sorta right grasshopper. no your wrong. some smart kid you are. and I am going to japan in the AM. and went six times last year. so no nothing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HaikuJapanese poetry, the late 19th century revision by Masaoka Shiki of the older hokku (発句, hokku?), the opening verse of a linked verse form, haikai no renga. The traditional hokku consisted of a pattern of approximately 5, 7, and 5 morae, phonetic units which only partially correspond to the syllables of languages such as English. It also contains a special season word (the kigo) representative of the season in which the renga is set, or a reference to the natural world. Hokku usually combine two (or rarely, three) different phrases, with a distinct grammatical break (kireji) usually at the end of either the first five or second seven morae. These elements of the older hokku are considered by many to be essential to haiku as well, although they are not always included by modern writers of Japanese "free-form haiku" and of non-Japanese haiku. Senryu is a similar poetry form that emphasizes humor and human foibles instead of seasons, and which may not have kigo or kireji. MAN YOU MAKE IT SO EASY AT TIMES you had to go and ruin the flow. |
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Jan 5, 2007 21:53:16 GMT -5
but it says in your evidence that it is 7-5-7.....
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 5, 2007 21:56:25 GMT -5
you can't read English too good
now stop stinking up this thread.
i didn't write these but i like them because they support the Zionist movement for world domination.
The sparkling blue sea
beckons me to wait one hour
after my sandwich.
No fins, no flippers,
the gefilte fish swims with
some difficulty.
In the ice sculpture
reflected bar mitzvah guests
nosh on chopped liver.
hey fred i wonder if there is a page for UD haiku on the UDwiki?
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Jan 6, 2007 1:08:45 GMT -5
There are four listings of Haiku, but no official page.
Here is a haiku written using a haiku generation program written for an Apple IIe
rabbit like passion
it's beautiful chaotic
the demon and love
murder slaughter deer
grass nature from captive death
silence mourns hunting
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Jan 6, 2007 3:02:17 GMT -5
Yes, I am alone. The last of the Anchormen. I said scotch damnit. ^Hands down winner. This poem is very good Yes,it gets the Priz award I want some scotch too! that one was about jorm, jeez what a jerk ban dickholeguy yes! Zing, zing, zing, zing, zing Sexual Harrison says Oh that crazy Jew! I'm so bad at this. |
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Jan 6, 2007 16:16:05 GMT -5
The Haiku of a Medic.
A "Mrh?" in the crowd.
I go to them with needles.
I bring them new life.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jan 7, 2007 5:03:03 GMT -5
Sexual has brains
I thought he only harassed,
So this would be spring?
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 7, 2007 6:11:39 GMT -5
well done. good poems are worth karma.
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Jan 7, 2007 18:57:20 GMT -5
rotten zombie flesh
covers my firemans axe
from cleaving brainpans
zombies and death cults
devistated my safe-house
I need a syringe
Zombies are outside
don't light the generator
they'll know where we are
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