War Banter and tactical thread

I have arrived, spouted a single line of awesomeness, and AP'ed out. What few rangers are here better keep my ass alive. Lord knows I can't now, I've used up most of my supplies. I wasn't entrenched inside a mall for over a week, so I had to make due with what I had.

I think I'm gonna make an awesome speech with my last AP. Or I'll just sit here.

EDIT: You guys suck at keeping me alive. Oh, we're all dead by the way (Or will be soon enough), so where to next?

And anyone have a good idea of a place to get a needle?