Post by Padre Romero on Mar 6, 2007 23:54:54 GMT -5
The Alchemyst needs no centaurs! He can juggle flaming balls of glass! He can eat fire and puke acid! He can cut a playing card in half with his pinkie! He can't get a date for saturday!
Meum est propositum in taberna mori, ut sint vina proxima morientis ori. Tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori: "Deus sit propitius huic potatori."