Post by Ron Burgundy on Mar 9, 2007 2:00:28 GMT -5
You're clearly the Pepsi can. How do I know this? Why, it's because I ripped you open and drank your sugary insides earlier today and you said, "Don't drink me Ron!" and I said "No- hahaha! I have arms! My desires are causally efficacious! Take that, can!"