Post by Prisonner Of Today on Dec 20, 2006 13:24:11 GMT -5
Once opon a time, there was a tortise and a hare. The hare was always on about how fast he was, and this really made the tortise angry. One day, the hare went to far, and the tortoise challenged him to a race. The hare accpeted of course, knowing he was much quicker than the slow, pathetic turtle. And so, the date of the race was set.
Soon, that day arrived, and both the tortise and the hare were in high spirits. In a show of good sportsmanship, the tortoise even gave the hare a bottle of water. The hare, being a prick, drank it all, then made a rude comment about the tortoise's mental abilities. Eventually, they made their way to the starting line and...
BANG! They were off! The hare raced ahead, while the tortoise set off at a snail's pace. Soon, the hare grew tired.
"That stupid turtle is miles behind me," he though," so I think I'll take a nap under this tree!" He soon dozed off. When he awoke, however, the tortoise was almost at the finish line. He tried to get up and rush to the line, but he was still very drousy and was unable to move quickly or coherently enough to get there in time. The tortoise won, and the hare moved away out of humiliation. Years later, he fell into drug use, and was found dead in the dugout of a baseball diamond.
The moral of the story? Don't fuck with turtles. They carry ketamine and wont hesitate to stick it in your drink.
Man I am soooo bored...
Soon, that day arrived, and both the tortise and the hare were in high spirits. In a show of good sportsmanship, the tortoise even gave the hare a bottle of water. The hare, being a prick, drank it all, then made a rude comment about the tortoise's mental abilities. Eventually, they made their way to the starting line and...
BANG! They were off! The hare raced ahead, while the tortoise set off at a snail's pace. Soon, the hare grew tired.
"That stupid turtle is miles behind me," he though," so I think I'll take a nap under this tree!" He soon dozed off. When he awoke, however, the tortoise was almost at the finish line. He tried to get up and rush to the line, but he was still very drousy and was unable to move quickly or coherently enough to get there in time. The tortoise won, and the hare moved away out of humiliation. Years later, he fell into drug use, and was found dead in the dugout of a baseball diamond.
The moral of the story? Don't fuck with turtles. They carry ketamine and wont hesitate to stick it in your drink.
Man I am soooo bored...
