Specialist's Song Corner!

Another song (the one w/ the "aforementioned subject") has escaped from the madhouse that is my brain. If sighted, either report it to the local authorities or just sit back and enjoy the show

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Czarina
(to the tune of "Lovely Rita," by the Beatles)

*intro*

(Oh Czarina, lovely girl,
Oh Czarina, lovely girl...)

Oh Czarina, lovely girl,
Nothing can come between us.
When you fall I'll have a revive for you...

Standing there barricading when I spied a dark-eyed lady
Patching up a bite wound on a NecroTech type.
In the dark she looked much older, and the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a milit'ry man.

Oh Czarina, lovely girl, may I inquire discreetly,
Would you mind sharing this safehouse with me?

Czarina!

*piano solo*

Took her out and tried to win her--
Had a rat and scotch for dinner--
Told her I would really like to see her again.
Zed broke in; I got infected,
AP'ed out, and shouted "Feth it!"
Waited for a medic with a needle or two...

Oh Czarina, lovely girl, what would we do without you;
Get a syringe and I'll wait here for you,
Lovely Czarina;
Czarina lovely girl;
Oh, my Czarina lovely lovely girl...

*outro*

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(For the Press: The author will neither confirm nor deny rumors that the "narrator" in the song is meant to be himself.)