Specialist's Song Corner!

This one just kinda popped into my head while listening to the tune of the original...

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Lead My Squad
(To the tune of "Baby You Can Drive My Car," by the Beatles)

Asked a girl, "What you doin' 'round here?"
She said, "Baby, ain't it clear?
"I'm doing recruiting for a group I lead,
"And you look like just the guy I need--

"Baby, you can lead my squad;
"Give it everything you've got!
"Baby, you can lead my squad,
"And maybe I'll love you..."

I told that girl that my prospects were good,
And she said, "Baby, it's understood--
"Working with trenchies is all very fine,
"But I can show you a better time...

"Baby, you can lead my squad;
"Give it everything you've got!
"Baby, you can lead my squad,
"And maybe I'll love you..."
Bang-Bang-Click-Bang-Bang, yeah!

*guitar solo*

I told that girl I could start right away
When she said, "Listen babe, I got something to say:
"Ain't got no strike team, now that is true--
"But I don't mind, 'cause now I've got you!

"Baby, you can lead my squad;
"Give it everything you've got!
"Baby, you can lead my squad,
"And maybe I'll love you..."
Bang-Bang-Click-Bang-Bang, yeah!
Bang-Bang-Click-Bang-Bang, yeah!
Bang-Bang-Click-Bang-Bang, yeah!...