Specialist's Song Corner!

Yep, another one ;D

Channel 4 News
(to the tune of "Here Is the News," by the Electric Light Orchestra)

Channel 4 News,
Coming to you every hour on the hour.
(Channel 4 News)
The Mall is fine, but the NT needs 'cades and power.

Channel 4 News,
A cure's been found for the good ol' zombie plague.
(Channel 4 News)
Someone just PKed the Mayor and got away...

*instrumental / "announcement" segment*

Channel 4 News,
We're off again to Glorious Battle!
(Channel 4 News)
Do your worst, zeds--we're never rattled!

*second instrumental / "announcement" segment*

Channel 4 News...
We want you back, Ron, we want our Anchor back.
Channel 4 News...
We all want you back!

Channel 4 News,
Zombie hordes have breached the Mall and NecroTech, too.
(Channel 4 News)
Be very careful, or they might get you!

*final instrumental / "announcement" segment*

Channel 4 News!
Channel 4 News!
(repeat to fade...)