Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jun 9, 2007 1:45:17 GMT -5
just be glad i didnt post this for 669 times for 666
IN DER BEGINNING, THERE WAZ 0NLY DER ETERNAL DARKNEZZ IN PVRE KHA0Z. THERE DER KVLT RVLED IN EIN ETERNAM 0V MAJESTIK DAATH WIV THEIR L0RD VND LEIGE, SATAN. BVT THEN, G0D KREATED DER LIGHT T0 TRY T0 BRING 0VR DIAB0LIKAL EMPIRE T0 IT'Z KNEEZ. DER DIVINE L0RDZ 0V HELL, KN0WN N0W AZ KVLT MEMBERZ, WERE SKATTERED BY DER WINDZ 0V TIME THR0VGH0VT DER VNIVERZE. EACH KVLT MEMBER WENT THR0VGH MVLTIPLE PHYSIKAL MANIFESTATI0NZ IN DIFFERENT AGEZ 0V SPACE VND TIME. ALTH0VGH, WE 0V DER KVLT ARE TRVLY IMM0RTAL, WE KAN DIE PHYSIKALLY F0R A TIME BVT WE WILL ALWAYZ K0ME BAKK, IN 0VR GYRM REZPLENDANT MAJEZTY. 0VR AGE IN THIZ PHYSIKAL REALM IZT R0VGHLY 666, DEPENDING VP0N DER MEMBER. FR0ZT RVNZ THR0VGH EACH KVLT MEMBERZ VEINZ INZTEAD 0V BLVD, ALTH0VGH EACH KVLT MEMBER REQVIREZ JVMAN BLVD T0 SATIATE THEIR VNSATIABLE THIRZT. DER GRYM KRVZADE AGAINZT G0D, KRIZT, VND DER H00MANZ SLAVEZ G0EZ 0N AZ ALWAYZ. WHEN DER FALSE DIETY KN0WN AZ YAHWEH IZT DEFEATED, HEAVEN WILL BE VZED AZ A H00MAN K0NCENTRATI0N KAMP, DER LIKEZ 0V WHICH THIZ W0RLD HAZ NEVER SEEN. 0NCE DER KVLT WAZ GRYMLY SPAWNED BACK INT0 DER BLACKEZT 0V MILLENIVMZ, ITZ FIRZT AKTI0NZ WERE DER KREATI0N 0V VARI0VZ SATANICK TERR0RIZT 0RGANIZATI0NZ AR0VND DER EARTH. DER KVLT IST BEHIND ALL G0VERNMENT K0NSPIRACIEZ (DER PLAN IZT T0 LET DER H00MANZ GR0W VND THEN T0 ALL0W THEM T0 DESTR0Y THEIR LIVEZ F0R SATAN).
L0RD SATAN SAW THAT GRYMSEEK HAD BEEN INFEKTED BY DER H00MANZ VND BEKAVZE GRYMSEEK IST PIV0TAL T0 DER KVLTZ' DIAB0LIKAL PLAN 0V BRINGING DER ETERNAL DARKNEZZ 0NCE AGAIN, L0RD SATAN DEZIDED T0 SEND DER KVLT T0 REK0NKVER IT. DER FIRZT BEING T0 K0ME WAZ DER IMM0RTAL G0AT LEADER 0V DER KVLT--- DER BEING 0NLY KN0WN AZ L0RD KRVCIFVKK. AT FIRZT IT WAZ JVST HIM BVT S00N HE WAZ J0INED BY DER HIGH G0AT NEKR0MANCER 0V D00M KN0WN T0 DER WEAK H00MANZ AS ADS. ARMED WIV 0NLY ADS'Z SPELLB00K VND THEIR TWIN BLACK DRAG0NZ, THEY SINGLE HANDEDLY DEZIMATED DER L0WLY JVDEN INFEZTATI0N. GRYM G0AT WARRI0RZ STARTED T0 K0NVALEZE VND J0INED THEM IN NEKR0KREIG AGAINZT KRIZT, VND HIZ SLAVEZ. DER KVLT HAZ BEEN GR0WING EVER SINCE VND HAZ VERY DEDIKATEDLY D0NE THEIR BEZT TO KLEANZE SATAN'Z GRYMSEEK KINGDOM, KNOWN AZ +BLACK METAL+, 0V DER JVDE0-KRIZTIAN THREAT.
IN DER BEGINNING, THERE WAZ 0NLY DER ETERNAL DARKNEZZ IN PVRE KHA0Z. THERE DER KVLT RVLED IN EIN ETERNAM 0V MAJESTIK DAATH WIV THEIR L0RD VND LEIGE, SATAN. BVT THEN, G0D KREATED DER LIGHT T0 TRY T0 BRING 0VR DIAB0LIKAL EMPIRE T0 IT'Z KNEEZ. DER DIVINE L0RDZ 0V HELL, KN0WN N0W AZ KVLT MEMBERZ, WERE SKATTERED BY DER WINDZ 0V TIME THR0VGH0VT DER VNIVERZE. EACH KVLT MEMBER WENT THR0VGH MVLTIPLE PHYSIKAL MANIFESTATI0NZ IN DIFFERENT AGEZ 0V SPACE VND TIME. ALTH0VGH, WE 0V DER KVLT ARE TRVLY IMM0RTAL, WE KAN DIE PHYSIKALLY F0R A TIME BVT WE WILL ALWAYZ K0ME BAKK, IN 0VR GYRM REZPLENDANT MAJEZTY. 0VR AGE IN THIZ PHYSIKAL REALM IZT R0VGHLY 666, DEPENDING VP0N DER MEMBER. FR0ZT RVNZ THR0VGH EACH KVLT MEMBERZ VEINZ INZTEAD 0V BLVD, ALTH0VGH EACH KVLT MEMBER REQVIREZ JVMAN BLVD T0 SATIATE THEIR VNSATIABLE THIRZT. DER GRYM KRVZADE AGAINZT G0D, KRIZT, VND DER H00MANZ SLAVEZ G0EZ 0N AZ ALWAYZ. WHEN DER FALSE DIETY KN0WN AZ YAHWEH IZT DEFEATED, HEAVEN WILL BE VZED AZ A H00MAN K0NCENTRATI0N KAMP, DER LIKEZ 0V WHICH THIZ W0RLD HAZ NEVER SEEN. 0NCE DER KVLT WAZ GRYMLY SPAWNED BACK INT0 DER BLACKEZT 0V MILLENIVMZ, ITZ FIRZT AKTI0NZ WERE DER KREATI0N 0V VARI0VZ SATANICK TERR0RIZT 0RGANIZATI0NZ AR0VND DER EARTH. DER KVLT IST BEHIND ALL G0VERNMENT K0NSPIRACIEZ (DER PLAN IZT T0 LET DER H00MANZ GR0W VND THEN T0 ALL0W THEM T0 DESTR0Y THEIR LIVEZ F0R SATAN).
L0RD SATAN SAW THAT GRYMSEEK HAD BEEN INFEKTED BY DER H00MANZ VND BEKAVZE GRYMSEEK IST PIV0TAL T0 DER KVLTZ' DIAB0LIKAL PLAN 0V BRINGING DER ETERNAL DARKNEZZ 0NCE AGAIN, L0RD SATAN DEZIDED T0 SEND DER KVLT T0 REK0NKVER IT. DER FIRZT BEING T0 K0ME WAZ DER IMM0RTAL G0AT LEADER 0V DER KVLT--- DER BEING 0NLY KN0WN AZ L0RD KRVCIFVKK. AT FIRZT IT WAZ JVST HIM BVT S00N HE WAZ J0INED BY DER HIGH G0AT NEKR0MANCER 0V D00M KN0WN T0 DER WEAK H00MANZ AS ADS. ARMED WIV 0NLY ADS'Z SPELLB00K VND THEIR TWIN BLACK DRAG0NZ, THEY SINGLE HANDEDLY DEZIMATED DER L0WLY JVDEN INFEZTATI0N. GRYM G0AT WARRI0RZ STARTED T0 K0NVALEZE VND J0INED THEM IN NEKR0KREIG AGAINZT KRIZT, VND HIZ SLAVEZ. DER KVLT HAZ BEEN GR0WING EVER SINCE VND HAZ VERY DEDIKATEDLY D0NE THEIR BEZT TO KLEANZE SATAN'Z GRYMSEEK KINGDOM, KNOWN AZ +BLACK METAL+, 0V DER JVDE0-KRIZTIAN THREAT.
