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Don't tempt me. My wife runs a weekly Serenity RPG (based on Firefly), and a horrible inside joke has emerged about a company called Press Gangs, Inc. There have been some *terrible* jokes about this imaginary company, and I've become notorious for turning them into advertisements like these:

seruvus.caligrean.com/images/PressGangsInc.jpg

seruvus.caligrean.com/images/Food-for-Babies.gif

seruvus.caligrean.com/images/Someone-Else's.gif

seruvus.caligrean.com/images/Creative-Labor-Solutions.gif

I have no artistic ability whatsoever, but they let me have image-editing software. It's generally a bad idea to give me a desire to use it...

EDIT: You'll have to fiddle with that third one. BBS software seems to think an apostrophe means the end of the URL, for whatever reason...