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I had an internet friend of mine who was notorious for mangling everything he typed beyond all recognition, but after a while, we got so used to the bizarre *patterns* of his "typing with boxing gloves" writing style that our brains learned to translate nonsense automatically. Between that and working customer service in an industry where about 10% of the population has any idea what they want or how to ask questions about it, I've gotten pretty good at this game.

I may not be cool, BUT I CAN READ MINDS! Ahem.