Post by gregory on Aug 6, 2007 0:37:25 GMT -5
lachryma said:
gregory said:
Ah, wishful thinking at its best. I guess it must have come out before we found out that Homeland Security's primary contributions are the Random Terror Alert Rainbow, promising funding for counter-terrorism measures and then reneging on those promises, and confiscating mouthwash and toothpaste in carry-on luggage.Don't forget their advice about duct tape protecting you from biological and chemical weapons!
How could I forget the duct tape and saran wrap on the windows? It will protect you from biological and chemical weapons. Your entire family will suffocate, instead. I think I'll take my chances with the anthrax and mustard gas, thank you...