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I wear glasses, too. And I'm pretty nerdy, as things are measured - text-based MMORPG, tabletop RPGs, obsession with non-mainstream music and television, avid reader of sci-fi and fantasy, occasional RPG-designer and long-time (if unpublished) fantasy novel author. Also, I randomly burst into song all the time - creating new lyrics to make it seem like the song has some connection with the current situation or conversation. Also, the last time I took a trip to Hawaii, I didn't even go to the beach or get out in the sun enough to tan.