Post by Vito The Don on Jul 31, 2007 18:35:52 GMT -5
(Vito is form the "Elbow Room" Continuity)
The roar of a high octane engine is heard. Twin beams of light peirce the darkness. A 1979 Pontiac Trans-Am with a turbo charged engine roars down the streets of malton. Vito looks out of the window and watches the building fly by. He spies a sign up ahead and nods to the driver. The brakes screech as they stop the car. Vito slowly opens the car door with his good hand. He silently motions the two mobsters with him to move towards the door. He walks around to the back of the car and opens the trunk. Inside lay the tools of Vito's trade. His BEHEMOTH automatic gatling shotgun and his trusty Black & Decker CCS818 18 Volt Cordless Chainsaw. He shoves the chainsaw into the notch were his hand should be, and hefts the massive gun in the other. Moving as quietly as possible they slowly open the doors and walk to the projection room. After several minuits they find the reels the want. Into one of Vito's mysterious duffles go an original printing of Army of Darkness, and The Evil Dead 2. As they move to leave, he spots a copy of The Punisher in the corner. He quickly grabs it and sprints out of the room, his mafia right behind him. As he packs up and leaves the theater he looks back and motions to stop the car. Quickly he retrives a LAW form his duffle. He takes aim and shots the landbased missle at the theather sign. As the sign showers bits of flaming debris behind him, he slowly walks back to the car. Looking over his shoulder he shoots a missle at the doors of the theater for good measure. His thirst for movies and explosions sated, he heads back to the Elbow Room, were things make sense to him, and he belongs.
The roar of a high octane engine is heard. Twin beams of light peirce the darkness. A 1979 Pontiac Trans-Am with a turbo charged engine roars down the streets of malton. Vito looks out of the window and watches the building fly by. He spies a sign up ahead and nods to the driver. The brakes screech as they stop the car. Vito slowly opens the car door with his good hand. He silently motions the two mobsters with him to move towards the door. He walks around to the back of the car and opens the trunk. Inside lay the tools of Vito's trade. His BEHEMOTH automatic gatling shotgun and his trusty Black & Decker CCS818 18 Volt Cordless Chainsaw. He shoves the chainsaw into the notch were his hand should be, and hefts the massive gun in the other. Moving as quietly as possible they slowly open the doors and walk to the projection room. After several minuits they find the reels the want. Into one of Vito's mysterious duffles go an original printing of Army of Darkness, and The Evil Dead 2. As they move to leave, he spots a copy of The Punisher in the corner. He quickly grabs it and sprints out of the room, his mafia right behind him. As he packs up and leaves the theater he looks back and motions to stop the car. Quickly he retrives a LAW form his duffle. He takes aim and shots the landbased missle at the theather sign. As the sign showers bits of flaming debris behind him, he slowly walks back to the car. Looking over his shoulder he shoots a missle at the doors of the theater for good measure. His thirst for movies and explosions sated, he heads back to the Elbow Room, were things make sense to him, and he belongs.