Post by Leon Silverblood on Feb 27, 2007 21:48:05 GMT -5
Two days later, as the thing leaves, Leon mutters "Should have killed him. He's half dead anyway of God knows what. Besides, I wanted steak..........Oh, dammit, you know what?". He realizes the young man is really still in the bar, and snatches up his own axe, having found it by then, creeping fast and crazy for the shambler with the heavy razor gleaming in his pupils each time they flash from "steak-boy" (as Leon now mentally refers to him) to the shimmering blade, and then back to steak-boy again. Leon visibly drools, and every second or so he turns wide-eyed back to Samantha, standing tall-short in the doorway of the supply closet, and gestures madly, silently, at her to shut up(!) while he tries to be stealthy. She won't stop swearing at him and if she does it with much more volume Leon knows she'll get him spotted.
"Yes, that's it. Make the surgeon hungry.", Leon thinks to himself.
In the now, however, where the rest of the survivors were, evidently 48 hours behind Mr. Metabolism, Leon continues eying don Vito's fire axe, and wondering where he left his own.
"I had an axe, Vito, somewhere around here. 2 shotguns, too. 5 shells (total), a book, some wire cutters, my radio... I don't wear my flak jacket under ordinary circumstances, since zed-heads don't shoot at me. Oh, I have my DNA extractor too. Mind if I take a jab at ya? It won't do Malton any good but I can be a real sadist, and, well, what good reason have you not to get stuck besides that it might hurt a bit? And a partridge in a pear tree. Where's Macguyver? I bet he could do something with this book and these wirecutters alone!" Leon pauses for several seconds, visibly savoring some taste he seems to have found literally hanging in the thin air.
"MacGuyver was bomb diggity." (Doesn't that sound good? Does it feel good? Do ya like it?)
"Yes, that's it. Make the surgeon hungry.", Leon thinks to himself.
In the now, however, where the rest of the survivors were, evidently 48 hours behind Mr. Metabolism, Leon continues eying don Vito's fire axe, and wondering where he left his own.
"I had an axe, Vito, somewhere around here. 2 shotguns, too. 5 shells (total), a book, some wire cutters, my radio... I don't wear my flak jacket under ordinary circumstances, since zed-heads don't shoot at me. Oh, I have my DNA extractor too. Mind if I take a jab at ya? It won't do Malton any good but I can be a real sadist, and, well, what good reason have you not to get stuck besides that it might hurt a bit? And a partridge in a pear tree. Where's Macguyver? I bet he could do something with this book and these wirecutters alone!" Leon pauses for several seconds, visibly savoring some taste he seems to have found literally hanging in the thin air.
"MacGuyver was bomb diggity." (Doesn't that sound good? Does it feel good? Do ya like it?)
