Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Mar 12, 2007 7:51:15 GMT -5
"Hey fellas, you missed a zed. He's trying to eat my CDs."
The DJ points to a zed in the dark corner which does seem to be feasting on CDs. The zed turns around and says "Mrh? Mrh? Mrh? Mrh? Mrh?"
"Sorry bud. Got no needles on me. I think I left my needles on that tree. Oh well."
Spinbad turns to face everyone.
"Hey. Can we keep this zed as a pet? It seems the only thing it's interested in are my Paris Hilton CDs."
A thought just hit him.
"Shit...I think the zeds outside are attracted to Paris Hilton...Oh boy...that's not good...Um...you know what? I think I'm gonna take these CDs and dump em at the mall."
The DJ attempts to grab his CDs only to be growled at by the lone zed. After a furious struggle for the CD, Spinbad grabs his only pistol and shots the zed in the head.
"Someone dump the body, I'm getting rid of these CDs..."
Spinbad barges out the door.
"Hey zeds! Look what I got! Paris Hilton CDs! I know you want it! Come and get it!"
Spinbad proceeds to run to the nearest mall with a handful of zeds trailing after him.
"10 bucks say I get to the mall before you zeds catch up to me!"
The DJ points to a zed in the dark corner which does seem to be feasting on CDs. The zed turns around and says "Mrh? Mrh? Mrh? Mrh? Mrh?"
"Sorry bud. Got no needles on me. I think I left my needles on that tree. Oh well."
Spinbad turns to face everyone.
"Hey. Can we keep this zed as a pet? It seems the only thing it's interested in are my Paris Hilton CDs."
A thought just hit him.
"Shit...I think the zeds outside are attracted to Paris Hilton...Oh boy...that's not good...Um...you know what? I think I'm gonna take these CDs and dump em at the mall."
The DJ attempts to grab his CDs only to be growled at by the lone zed. After a furious struggle for the CD, Spinbad grabs his only pistol and shots the zed in the head.
"Someone dump the body, I'm getting rid of these CDs..."
Spinbad barges out the door.
"Hey zeds! Look what I got! Paris Hilton CDs! I know you want it! Come and get it!"
Spinbad proceeds to run to the nearest mall with a handful of zeds trailing after him.
"10 bucks say I get to the mall before you zeds catch up to me!"
