Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Mar 13, 2007 19:48:35 GMT -5
DJSpinbad emerges from the sewers.
"Heh. Hope the mall enjoys those zeds."
He looks around the room.
"Holy shit! Where'd I put those syringes of mine? Oh right...on that tree."
The DJ leaves the room through the same way he came in.
He yells, "Where the fuck is the exit in this thing??!? Oh...here it is..."
He exits the sewers and climbs up the tree that had his syringes. Upon climbing the tree, he notices he also left his speakers here. A thought just came to him. He hooks his IPod up to the speakers, then plays Paris Hilton music that are on his IPod. A small group of zeds, around 10-15, comes out of the bar at the sound of this. Another thought smacked him.
"If I lure the zeds out with this music, they'll surround this tree and I'll have no way to get down...Shit...should have thought about this first....Oh! Hey Murray! Have a fresh needle!"
He throws a needle at the zombified Murray, poking him in the eye.
"Opps...I just poked his eye out....shoulda watch where I was aiming..."
Spinbad takes another look around him.
"Um......Help? Screw it...I'll call for help on my phone..."
He looks at his phone.
"WHAT??!? WHAT DO YA MEAN NO SERVICE??!?"
He then yells out to the streets, "HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOO?! Anyone out there?!"
"Heh. Hope the mall enjoys those zeds."
He looks around the room.
"Holy shit! Where'd I put those syringes of mine? Oh right...on that tree."
The DJ leaves the room through the same way he came in.
He yells, "Where the fuck is the exit in this thing??!? Oh...here it is..."
He exits the sewers and climbs up the tree that had his syringes. Upon climbing the tree, he notices he also left his speakers here. A thought just came to him. He hooks his IPod up to the speakers, then plays Paris Hilton music that are on his IPod. A small group of zeds, around 10-15, comes out of the bar at the sound of this. Another thought smacked him.
"If I lure the zeds out with this music, they'll surround this tree and I'll have no way to get down...Shit...should have thought about this first....Oh! Hey Murray! Have a fresh needle!"
He throws a needle at the zombified Murray, poking him in the eye.
"Opps...I just poked his eye out....shoulda watch where I was aiming..."
Spinbad takes another look around him.
"Um......Help? Screw it...I'll call for help on my phone..."
He looks at his phone.
"WHAT??!? WHAT DO YA MEAN NO SERVICE??!?"
He then yells out to the streets, "HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOO?! Anyone out there?!"
