Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Mar 31, 2007 7:42:27 GMT -5
The DJ puts gas inside a red motorcycle and hops on. In an attempt to get rid of the zeds from the mall, he turns his IPod on. At the sound of Paris Hilton's music, the horde of zeds immediately starts following DJ Spinbad.
"That's it, you sons of a bitches. Follow the music."
He proceeds to the east, driving slow enough for the zeds to keep up with him.
"I'm gonna lead 'em to the DHPD's turf. Be back around 5 hours, hopefully..."
Someone is heard screaming their heads off to the north.
"God damn it...I can't handle 2 things at once here..."
He yells into the bar, "Someone go check that screaming person out! It's coming from the north! I'd do it, but I have this horde to worry about!"
He zips away toward Dunel Hills, with Paris Hilton music playing, and a horde of zeds following him.
Someone is still screaming their heads off in the north.
"That's it, you sons of a bitches. Follow the music."
He proceeds to the east, driving slow enough for the zeds to keep up with him.
"I'm gonna lead 'em to the DHPD's turf. Be back around 5 hours, hopefully..."
Someone is heard screaming their heads off to the north.
"God damn it...I can't handle 2 things at once here..."
He yells into the bar, "Someone go check that screaming person out! It's coming from the north! I'd do it, but I have this horde to worry about!"
He zips away toward Dunel Hills, with Paris Hilton music playing, and a horde of zeds following him.
Someone is still screaming their heads off in the north.
