Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on May 24, 2007 6:48:21 GMT -5
Looking at the big, bad, soviet laser system Vito dug up, Spinbad heads outside with a shovel. In an hour, he comes back with a few more cases.
"Don't even ask how many cases I have buried all over the city..."
He opens one of the case, taking out yet another laser system.
"Say hello to the Proton Cannon Laser System XP Beta version. Not as compact as the last, but all in all, bad ass. It's able to take out targets both close range, and far range. When I say far range, I mean this thing can hit China. And that's no joke. Now, for a demonstration..."
The DJ inputs coordinates and a few passwords. On a big screen, the DJ's target can be seen via satellite. The DJ presses the red button. The laser fires. In a few seconds, the target is in a blinding white light. After the light fades, the DJ hits the zoom button to zoom in on the target. There are a bunch of dead bodies in the area. Among the dead is Osama bin Laden. The door of the bar, however, has been blasted into oblivion.
"Look at that. I took out an Al Qiada base...killing Osama as well. The United States should award me a medal...And Mel...about the door...I can pay for that..."
The DJ opens a case marked in bold letters, RARE. Inside are a bunch of pearls, diamonds, gems, and gold beyond your wildest imagination.
The DJ takes out 15 pearls, 5 diamonds, 10 gems, and 100 gold coins and gives them to Mel.
"I believe this is more then enough for the door..."
"Don't even ask how many cases I have buried all over the city..."
He opens one of the case, taking out yet another laser system.
"Say hello to the Proton Cannon Laser System XP Beta version. Not as compact as the last, but all in all, bad ass. It's able to take out targets both close range, and far range. When I say far range, I mean this thing can hit China. And that's no joke. Now, for a demonstration..."
The DJ inputs coordinates and a few passwords. On a big screen, the DJ's target can be seen via satellite. The DJ presses the red button. The laser fires. In a few seconds, the target is in a blinding white light. After the light fades, the DJ hits the zoom button to zoom in on the target. There are a bunch of dead bodies in the area. Among the dead is Osama bin Laden. The door of the bar, however, has been blasted into oblivion.
"Look at that. I took out an Al Qiada base...killing Osama as well. The United States should award me a medal...And Mel...about the door...I can pay for that..."
The DJ opens a case marked in bold letters, RARE. Inside are a bunch of pearls, diamonds, gems, and gold beyond your wildest imagination.
The DJ takes out 15 pearls, 5 diamonds, 10 gems, and 100 gold coins and gives them to Mel.
"I believe this is more then enough for the door..."
