Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 3, 2007 21:55:02 GMT -5
The DJ sticks a regular revive syringe in Sarpek.
"If you're wondering why I didn't stick that green antivirus in you, that would be because it has no use if you're dead."
The DJ glances over at the Resident Evil 3 film crew. The casting director has already set up a table with a sign that says, "Sign up here to be an extra in the upcoming Resident Evil movie. You will be paid with supplies or money by the hour, your choice. If you're dead, you'll be paid with fresh pig brains." The camera crew has set up the lights and the DJ sees the star of the film, Milla Jovovich, smoking a cigarette in the corner.
"Well...I can't miss my chance to be in a movie..."
And he walks over to the table and signs his name.
"If you're wondering why I didn't stick that green antivirus in you, that would be because it has no use if you're dead."
The DJ glances over at the Resident Evil 3 film crew. The casting director has already set up a table with a sign that says, "Sign up here to be an extra in the upcoming Resident Evil movie. You will be paid with supplies or money by the hour, your choice. If you're dead, you'll be paid with fresh pig brains." The camera crew has set up the lights and the DJ sees the star of the film, Milla Jovovich, smoking a cigarette in the corner.
"Well...I can't miss my chance to be in a movie..."
And he walks over to the table and signs his name.
