Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 24, 2007 13:33:15 GMT -5
*SCREEEEECH!!!!!*
The DJ pulls up in his car. He spots Magatsu, Vito's chopper, and Sarpek. The DJ pulls out a syringe and throws it at Magatsu. The needle sticks Magatsu in the back of the neck. Magatsu falls to the ground. The DJ then pops open his trunk. He takes out a rocket launcher. He aims it carefully at the chopper and fires. The chopper is hit, and it crashes to the ground 100 yards away.
"That's for using the rum, sucker! And I never used the nitro on this car..."
The DJ jumps in the car and accidentally clicks the nitro button on the steering wheel. His car goes crashing into Sarpek at an extremly high speed, sending different parts of Sarpek flying in every direction.
"Whoops...I just used the nitro..."
The DJ looks back and shouts, "Sorry about that, parts of Sarpek!"
Sarpek's brains crashes on his windshield.
"Ugh...that's just plain nasty..."
The DJ looks at the passenger seat and sees a 6 pack of beer.
"Woohoo! Looks like I get the booze after all!"
The DJ opens a can and drinks some of the beer. The car crashes through the bar. The DJ spots Ivan looking at him with wide eyes. The DJ stagers out of the car.
"Good news folks...I didn't spill my beer."
The DJ pulls up in his car. He spots Magatsu, Vito's chopper, and Sarpek. The DJ pulls out a syringe and throws it at Magatsu. The needle sticks Magatsu in the back of the neck. Magatsu falls to the ground. The DJ then pops open his trunk. He takes out a rocket launcher. He aims it carefully at the chopper and fires. The chopper is hit, and it crashes to the ground 100 yards away.
"That's for using the rum, sucker! And I never used the nitro on this car..."
The DJ jumps in the car and accidentally clicks the nitro button on the steering wheel. His car goes crashing into Sarpek at an extremly high speed, sending different parts of Sarpek flying in every direction.
"Whoops...I just used the nitro..."
The DJ looks back and shouts, "Sorry about that, parts of Sarpek!"
Sarpek's brains crashes on his windshield.
"Ugh...that's just plain nasty..."
The DJ looks at the passenger seat and sees a 6 pack of beer.
"Woohoo! Looks like I get the booze after all!"
The DJ opens a can and drinks some of the beer. The car crashes through the bar. The DJ spots Ivan looking at him with wide eyes. The DJ stagers out of the car.
"Good news folks...I didn't spill my beer."
