Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 27, 2007 16:57:01 GMT -5
The DJ doesn't see Magatsu when he drives out and runs over him. The DJ pulls over and gets out.
"Oh shit...I just killed that pedestrian...or was it a zed? Ah well."
The DJ gets back in his car and drives off, running over a few zeds along the way.
"Grand theft auto, motherfucka! Woo! 10 points!"
The DJ then sees some half naked female zeds and slows down. The DJ has his eyes on them and doesn't watch where he's driving. He crashes his car into a parked car, rendering the car useless.
"Ah man...there was still a half a tank of gas in here..."
The DJ grabs all his guns, his axes, his 6 pack of beer with only 2 cans remaining, and the canister of nitro. He then gets out and makes a running dash for it. The DJ then sees Vito with Sarpek's brains.
"Sorry Vito...that's not booze...that's Sarpek's brains. Here...you can have this."
The DJ gives Vito his last 2 cans of beer in exchange for Sarpek's brains. The DJ runs back to the bar, but stops after seeing a yellow Ford Camaro on the road. Then a thought hits the DJ. Taking apart the car, the DJ surgically infuses Sarpek's brains to the Camaro. Then he puts the car back together. As an extra boost, the DJ added the canister of nitro. The car instantly comes to life.
"Heh heh...say hello to the new Sarpek..."
"Oh shit...I just killed that pedestrian...or was it a zed? Ah well."
The DJ gets back in his car and drives off, running over a few zeds along the way.
"Grand theft auto, motherfucka! Woo! 10 points!"
The DJ then sees some half naked female zeds and slows down. The DJ has his eyes on them and doesn't watch where he's driving. He crashes his car into a parked car, rendering the car useless.
"Ah man...there was still a half a tank of gas in here..."
The DJ grabs all his guns, his axes, his 6 pack of beer with only 2 cans remaining, and the canister of nitro. He then gets out and makes a running dash for it. The DJ then sees Vito with Sarpek's brains.
"Sorry Vito...that's not booze...that's Sarpek's brains. Here...you can have this."
The DJ gives Vito his last 2 cans of beer in exchange for Sarpek's brains. The DJ runs back to the bar, but stops after seeing a yellow Ford Camaro on the road. Then a thought hits the DJ. Taking apart the car, the DJ surgically infuses Sarpek's brains to the Camaro. Then he puts the car back together. As an extra boost, the DJ added the canister of nitro. The car instantly comes to life.
"Heh heh...say hello to the new Sarpek..."
