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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Oct 29, 2007 19:30:48 GMT -5
"OK...I see I probably put Vito to sleep with Miami....Maybe I should just skip to the beach part..."
The DJ watches Vito cry in horror in his sleep. He then sees everyone almost everyone is sleeping.
"Well...I feel like I'm talking to myself....Well....there's an easy way for this..."
The DJ walks over to his turntable and puts on Eminem Presents: Encore.
"Let's see if I can wake them up with a little rap...Let's try...One Shot Two Shot..."
The DJ sets the volume to max. When the song plays, the entire bar shakes very violently, almost as if there's an earthquake in the area.
"...One shot two shot three shots four shots All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops Bodies drop hit the floor music's off Parties stops, everybody hit the door somebody's lickin shots off..."
"Good thing zeds aren't attracted to rap..."
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