Red Rum need your help

For some reason, the idea of a tea party in the Blackmore makes me consider organizing a group made up of the tea party attendees in Alice in Wonderland - the Mad Hatter, March Hare, Doormouse, etc... - who have tea parties in places you'd have to be nuts to have tea parties. Their motto, of course, would be "We're all mad here."

My laziness will probably win out over amusement, though.