Lets start using the IRC server!

That's strange, there's no one that has ever logged into our room like that. You must have messed up somewhere. The only person you should see is the bot called Armageddon unless someone else is in the room. The only people that really come in are Fondor, Smithy, Crossbow, and marty the other day. That's about it. Either way if no one is there when you get on you should still see our bot Armageddon and the entrance message which reads:

'Welcome to the chat of the New Malton Colossus! Find me when I'm online and I'll start giving people power and such. Time to co-ordinate our efforts against the RRF!'