A call to the bastards

Go ahead and cade strafe it. I've said it before and I'll say it again: We're wise to your diversions. You want us in Ridleybank to keep us out of other suburbs. We, on the other hand, want to sample a brain smorgasbord. BBB/NMC/CC brainz are tasty, but we're tired of the same old thing. We still love you though!