Malton Musical

This is a little song I wrote. And by wrote, I mean plagiarised. And by plagiarised, I mean it's an homage. Yeah.. that's it.

I wanna be a Malton Ranger!
Live a life of sëx and danger!
Malton Ranger!
Sëx and danger!

I wanna be a Mall Survivor!
Find another generator!
Mall Survivor!
Generator!

I wanna be a Zed Reviver!
Needle me a zombie blighter!
Zed Reviver!
Zombie blighter!

I wanna be a Combat Medic!
Find an open wound and FAK it!
Combat Medic!
Wound and FAK it!