I popped in to the mall today and did a bit of promoting for the library:
You say "BellaMort, nice to see you! Hello other zamabh friends! *waves*" You say "The Quartly Librarians are about to being their literacy tour of Malton. Our theme is Literacy: It's Not Just For The Living™." You say "With that in mind, we ordered some special edition Little Graaghden Books just for our Reading Is For Rotters program." You say "And when I said we're about to being our tour, I mean we're about to BEGIN our tour. Speaking to a captive audience always makes me a bit nervous." You say "Anyhow, among our fine titles we have The Poky Little Papa, The M!N!AN At The End Of This Barricade, and my personal favorite, The Little Death Cultist That Could." You say "All of these books will be permanently housed in the Quartly Library Reading Is For Rotters special collection upon the completion of the literacy tour. Feel free to drop by any time!" You say "And don't forget, we always have copies of the much-loved Harrah Rotter series...as well as the newest book!"