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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Open Mic Jan 31, 2008 11:37:59 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 31, 2008 11:37:59 GMT -5

I agree with Asshole Doctor, man. Put it out there in the future a bit, so people can, like, have time to prepare and all that. See if we can't get some good guests to show up. Maybe make sure people know there are certain politeness guidelines involved, man, because it's at our Library.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".