Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section

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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 24, 2008 12:56:32 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 24, 2008 12:56:32 GMT -5

Hey, but I totally... you know, man, I just didn't even go there. I was, like, too busy reading about bears.

If I hadn't misunderstood the meaning of the name "Joint Forum", man, I may never have found this place.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".