Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section

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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Half-Asleep in the True Crime Section Jan 30, 2008 18:33:21 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 30, 2008 18:33:21 GMT -5

chicklet said:

sexualharrison said:

i prefer the ol' 71... you know a 69 and you shove two fingers up your girlfriends ass.

Foul. Just foul.

Yeah, but, like... when you're done, you can bowl your partner, man. That's gotta count for something.

Six pins, probably.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".