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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Where is everybody? Jan 29, 2008 19:34:54 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 29, 2008 19:34:54 GMT -5

I'm at Turpin Crescent, man, just havin' a smoke and waiting for someone living to notice me and jam a syringe in my neck. Just make sure it's filled with wake-up juice, man -- I got clean after I died the first time. If there's somewhere else I should shamble over to, man, just say so.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".