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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Where is everybody? Feb 22, 2008 11:23:07 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 22, 2008 11:23:07 GMT -5

Like your "I'm Jewish! Jews are awesome!" schtick is any better, man. The whole Jewish comedian bit has been done to death, man.

I'm not sure when I'm getting my act together for the Open Mic. We were, like, waiting until we had Quartly back, and now we do, man, so I guess I should get on that.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".