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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Where is everybody? Feb 22, 2008 16:11:00 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 22, 2008 16:11:00 GMT -5

Well, Mitch is a heroin addict, so it goes beyond mere herbal blends -- I know a lot of smart potheads (I live in Seattle, for chrissake) but never met a smack addict who wasn't made dumber from the experience. In Mitch's case, it's a mix of drugs and being dead for a long time. He's getting better, little by little.

I could just be "me" on this forum, but what fun is that? Besides, Fred loves the Mitch act, don't you, Fred?

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".