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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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QSG sexual harassment policy Jan 24, 2008 19:23:10 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Jan 24, 2008 19:23:10 GMT -5

Aww, man... is that why the Large Print Annex always smells like sweat and lubricant, man? I was shelving over there, and like, I thought someone had been using it to store soiled bedsheets, man. It figures that everyone else is off in the shadowy corners like... gettin' it on, and I'm actually tryin' to put books back where they belong, man.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".