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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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QSG sexual harassment policy Feb 6, 2008 18:00:43 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 6, 2008 18:00:43 GMT -5

Neither was I, man. Though I am still wondering if that whole thing with over 9000 Zombies groping and molesting Gore Girl was something I really saw happen, or just something I imagined, man. Like... sometimes I see things that aren't real, man, and I can't really tell the difference. I should probably stop ordering the triple grande LSD and cinnamon lattes, man.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".