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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Who's literate Feb 11, 2008 17:34:31 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 11, 2008 17:34:31 GMT -5

Hey, Bosorka. I, like, added you, man. Always nice to have more women around, alive or undead. Not that, you know, any of 'em ever look at me twice anyway, man. Too many guys around here with, like, excess charisma and stuff, man.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".