Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 9, 2007 23:16:29 GMT -5
lachryma said:
MJS, would you prefer to run against Tova or Karloth?It does not matter. Either one will be plowed under the tidal wave of Barhah!
sirfredofetruria said:
murrayjaysuskind said:
However, in all other instances zombie-on-zombie violence is against all that is Barhah! After all, Barhah! is largely defined by brotherhood amongst zetheren.Woah, woah... I can't handle that. When I play as a zombie I prefer spending 1 AP to stand up instead of 6 AP from a headshot. I wish more younglings would cleanse my flesh, lest the bang-bang man gimmah zah Harm.
And, what about brain rotters who attack the mrh-cow herds ? Is that not a true example of barhah ? Playing with these bored mrh-cows when they won't live the unlife but wait for a half-life instead...
And what about the humans who accept the truth that the world is flat... they surely have Barhah ?!?
Real zetheren care not for the mrh-cows but for the flesh of the living. Indeed, it is hanging out with the mrh cows that one can find the harmanz who push drugs upon the zetheren of Malton. Finally, the shape of the Earth is a petty, harman concern. It does not matter what shap the world is, as long as there is the flesh of harmanz to eat.
specialist290 said:
Are you saying then that you deny the importance of a fresh banana a day in the zombie diet?
And another question: What are your views on alternative means of transportation?
In answer to your first question: it is important for zombies to give the harmanz plenty of bananas, by gangbang if necessary, but bananas do not provide zombahz with the nutritional value that the flesh of a harman does. Secondly, I propose that public transit in Malton be something like the canals of Venice. Only instead of water the canals are filled with the blood of harmanz.
