Post by Karloth Vois on Apr 17, 2007 22:26:24 GMT -5
Alas, though it pains me to say so, I cannot endorse that form of corruption.
Anways, on with the glorious speech! My condolences, Tovarisch, but the survivors of Malton spoke with their feet.
My fellow survivors, I'd just like to thank everyone that voted for me.
As promised, I will not be compromising my principles of transparency, corruption and increased human mortality- of this, I can assure you.
As agreed in private negotiations, I have accepted the honourable Richard Nixon's Head as my running mate. The sole prior condition of this position is that he will garner some pro-survivor votes our way, but I am utterly confident he is more than proficient in this endeavour.
Humans of Malton, I thank you for fully endorsing my mandate. I look forwards to your continued support against the other main party leader (the as-of-yet undecided zombie party candidate), and extend my good will to a myriad of smaller parties- none other than Ashadoa's drunks, Killy's Boomsticks and Admiral Hawkin's Flat Earthers, all of whom recieve my commendation.
I'm happy in the knowledge that I can count on your votes, come the ultimate day of the election.
Vote Life! Vote Vois!
Anways, on with the glorious speech! My condolences, Tovarisch, but the survivors of Malton spoke with their feet.
My fellow survivors, I'd just like to thank everyone that voted for me.
As promised, I will not be compromising my principles of transparency, corruption and increased human mortality- of this, I can assure you.
As agreed in private negotiations, I have accepted the honourable Richard Nixon's Head as my running mate. The sole prior condition of this position is that he will garner some pro-survivor votes our way, but I am utterly confident he is more than proficient in this endeavour.
Humans of Malton, I thank you for fully endorsing my mandate. I look forwards to your continued support against the other main party leader (the as-of-yet undecided zombie party candidate), and extend my good will to a myriad of smaller parties- none other than Ashadoa's drunks, Killy's Boomsticks and Admiral Hawkin's Flat Earthers, all of whom recieve my commendation.
I'm happy in the knowledge that I can count on your votes, come the ultimate day of the election.
Vote Life! Vote Vois!
