Post by popebeligerent on May 19, 2007 0:22:34 GMT -5
Hello, glorious Maltonites of all shapes and forms. I am Pope Beligerent I, and let me dispense with all that "Your Holiness" crap right now - I'm no holier than thou. Just a bit more self-righteous.
I am here as a visitor and goodwill ambassador from Malton Tours, Inc. We have been operating our business in the city of Malton for over a year now, taking a wide variety of interested parties - living, dead, and somewhere between - to visit Malton's most scenic and deadly sights.
I am here because our latest tour is a celebrity home tour of sorts, and our tourists are clamoring to get a glimpse of the legendary Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team. We plan to head north in the next few days (we are currently in Hollomstown, finishing up a very productive museum looting tour, in which we established three campuses of the new MTI Museum of Stolen Art) and hoped to open communications with you fine people ahead of time, so that when we showed up with cameras and autograph books in hand it would not come as a surprise.
We welcome you to check out our friendly offices at maltontours.co.nr, and we look forward to spending time drinking toasts, being regaled with stories of glorious battle, and basking in the radiant glow of your magnificence.
I am here as a visitor and goodwill ambassador from Malton Tours, Inc. We have been operating our business in the city of Malton for over a year now, taking a wide variety of interested parties - living, dead, and somewhere between - to visit Malton's most scenic and deadly sights.
I am here because our latest tour is a celebrity home tour of sorts, and our tourists are clamoring to get a glimpse of the legendary Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team. We plan to head north in the next few days (we are currently in Hollomstown, finishing up a very productive museum looting tour, in which we established three campuses of the new MTI Museum of Stolen Art) and hoped to open communications with you fine people ahead of time, so that when we showed up with cameras and autograph books in hand it would not come as a surprise.
We welcome you to check out our friendly offices at maltontours.co.nr, and we look forward to spending time drinking toasts, being regaled with stories of glorious battle, and basking in the radiant glow of your magnificence.