Post by Evils Presley on Oct 7, 2007 11:37:43 GMT -5
I hate to disappoint you all, but I am Evils, not Elvis. I am the considerably less talented but better looking orphan-brother that was left on the Presley's doorstep when Elvis was just a boy. The family went to great lengths to keep my existence a secret once Elvis' star began to rise - going so far as to have all records pertaining to my birth destroyed - so I'd not be surprised to find you've never heard of me.
It's always Elvis, Elvis, Elvis. Sometimes Aron. Then more Elvis. Well, Elvis couldn't head-shot a shambler with a nuclear warhead, so a fat lot of good those nimble hips and Brylcreem are doing him now.
I do happen to play a mean bass, though. But as it happens there are no music shops in Malton so I haven't been able to track one down.
It's always Elvis, Elvis, Elvis. Sometimes Aron. Then more Elvis. Well, Elvis couldn't head-shot a shambler with a nuclear warhead, so a fat lot of good those nimble hips and Brylcreem are doing him now.
I do happen to play a mean bass, though. But as it happens there are no music shops in Malton so I haven't been able to track one down.